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The Guild Toilets (Site B)

Post 1

BLT: Not dead - yet

Right, these are the guild toilets (site B) they're here because nature can call upon all. We would use site A but it was built upon an area with an amusing gravitational anomaly due to an excessive magical discharge there many eons ago. So let me cut the red ribbon and welcome you to the guild toilets...


The Guild Toilets (Site B)

Post 2

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

smiley - bigeyes
*runs into a cubical*


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Post 3

TBC

quickly she's taken the bait *seals cubicle with duct tape and then nails it shut*
*tips cubicle into ocean with heavy weights atached to it*
smiley - whistle

~Skenvoy


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Post 4

Khamsin

<smiley - laugh>


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Post 5

BLT: Not dead - yet

AHAH! Gotcha! That's attempted (and successful) assault on a guild leader viz. treason!!!


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Post 6

TBC

it won't be successfull its just a prank... anyway I thought it was an empty cubicle that needed to be gotten rid off... smiley - angel

I can't wait to see what happens when she flushes smiley - winkeye

~Skenvoy


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Post 7

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

*the cubical floats and the door opens a cat climbs out*


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Post 8

BLT: Not dead - yet

weird, and after you eighted the toilet in all... that breaks continuity, another guild rule broken...


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Post 9

TBC

yeah... and nailed the door shut!

~Skenvoy


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Post 10

TBC

yeah... and nailed the door shut! AND WHERE WAS MY FLUSH? smiley - winkeye

~Skenvoy


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Post 11

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

magic is useful,
*magicly flushes*


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Post 12

BLT: Not dead - yet

good way out of it... I salute you!


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Post 13

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

you really dont have to...
there are meny who forget i am even the leader i think,
smiley - laugh do you have... a rope i could get across?..
and a towel and a uniform for... latter


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Post 14

BLT: Not dead - yet

Um... I always carry my towel, but I haven't got a spare uniform or some rope. My line of work doesn't involve me climbing walls (why climb 'em when you can DESTROY them???)


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Post 15

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

These toilets, are they unisex?


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Post 16

BLT: Not dead - yet

Yup


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Post 17

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

So, what, is this some kind of Ally McBeal thingy?


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Post 18

BLT: Not dead - yet

huh?


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Post 19

GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011

They had unisex toilets, didn't they? smiley - erm


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Post 20

Khamsin


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