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The Guild Toilets (Site B)
BLT: Not dead - yet Started conversation Jan 7, 2004
Right, these are the guild toilets (site B) they're here because nature can call upon all. We would use site A but it was built upon an area with an amusing gravitational anomaly due to an excessive magical discharge there many eons ago. So let me cut the red ribbon and welcome you to the guild toilets...
The Guild Toilets (Site B)
Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jan 7, 2004
*runs into a cubical*
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TBC Posted Jan 7, 2004
quickly she's taken the bait *seals cubicle with duct tape and then nails it shut*
*tips cubicle into ocean with heavy weights atached to it* 
~Skenvoy
The Guild Toilets (Site B)
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 7, 2004
AHAH! Gotcha! That's attempted (and successful) assault on a guild leader viz. treason!!!
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TBC Posted Jan 7, 2004
it won't be successfull its just a prank... anyway I thought it was an empty cubicle that needed to be gotten rid off... 
I can't wait to see what happens when she flushes 
~Skenvoy
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jan 7, 2004
*the cubical floats and the door opens a cat climbs out*
The Guild Toilets (Site B)
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 7, 2004
weird, and after you eighted the toilet in all... that breaks continuity, another guild rule broken...
The Guild Toilets (Site B)
TBC Posted Jan 7, 2004
yeah... and nailed the door shut! AND WHERE WAS MY FLUSH?
~Skenvoy
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jan 7, 2004
magic is useful,
*magicly flushes*
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BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 7, 2004
good way out of it... I salute you!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jan 7, 2004
you really dont have to...
there are meny who forget i am even the leader i think, 
do you have... a rope i could get across?..
and a towel and a uniform for... latter
The Guild Toilets (Site B)
BLT: Not dead - yet Posted Jan 8, 2004
Um... I always carry my towel, but I haven't got a spare uniform or some rope. My line of work doesn't involve me climbing walls (why climb 'em when you can DESTROY them???)
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 8, 2004
These toilets, are they unisex?
The Guild Toilets (Site B)
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 8, 2004
So, what, is this some kind of Ally McBeal thingy?
The Guild Toilets (Site B)
GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Jan 8, 2004
They had unisex toilets, didn't they? 
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- 1: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 7, 2004)
- 2: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jan 7, 2004)
- 3: TBC (Jan 7, 2004)
- 4: Khamsin (Jan 7, 2004)
- 5: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 7, 2004)
- 6: TBC (Jan 7, 2004)
- 7: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jan 7, 2004)
- 8: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 7, 2004)
- 9: TBC (Jan 7, 2004)
- 10: TBC (Jan 7, 2004)
- 11: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jan 7, 2004)
- 12: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 7, 2004)
- 13: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jan 7, 2004)
- 14: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 8, 2004)
- 15: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 8, 2004)
- 16: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 8, 2004)
- 17: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 8, 2004)
- 18: BLT: Not dead - yet (Jan 8, 2004)
- 19: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Jan 8, 2004)
- 20: Khamsin (Jan 8, 2004)
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