h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The dorms turned into the plotting palace???????????

Srry, I jsut found that out, jsut asking...


Anyway, witing for a reponse about my stabbing Jordan...

It was non-lethal, you said. I do regenerate at an accelerated rate.

Though you didn't specify what you stabbed... If it's my leg, I'm presently hopping away from you in desperation until I can sit down for the ten minutes for the bone to mend mostly...

- Jordan

i think he ran off to his personal space...
this calls for an invasion...

Hmm... Where can I find a beholder?

Now you've all thought of it, I'm going to take to wearing a spidersilk space suit underneath my field, with it's own air supply. That is, if I can get back to the lab in time to get it on...

- Jordan

[Sets up a field around his personal space, so anyone not using magic will fail.]

[Wonders what will happen if they start a hurricane.]

[Ignores the possibility and goes off in search of a beholder.]

- Jordan

ok...
whoever takes him alive getts and all the drinks thay can... well drink

ok, I stabbed your leg. So you can't get back fast enough.


Just so you'll know, a beholder is a big floating monster with 11 eyes on stalk around its head, a big eye in the middle, and a big mouth beneath the eye. The big eye generates an antimagic cone, when its open. The other 11 eyes shoot a dangerous variety of spells.

Come to think of it, the wind would have to be very strong so the inertia of the atoms would go above the threshold value, and be prolonged long enough for most of the air to escape... They'd have to set up something really powerful...

And the heat thing... Hmm...

- Jordan

*summons a tornado*

lets see...


*tornado brings fireballs instead of rain*

Can my field protect me from most of the spells?

And besides, I'm a physicist. If I could stay out of the way I can use devastating attacks that aren't dependant on magic, and so couldn't be stopped by its anti-magic cone.

How does magic work, I wonder? Hmm...

[Hobbles futilely as he tries to get away.]

[Triggers a self-destruct mechanism to destroy his page, lock it down and prevent the use of his equipment if anyone gets any funny ideas.]

- Jordan

or we could just wait for you to trip over your shoe laces again

Ok.. you're field...

Can protect you from:
Summoning
Conjuration
Some Evocation and Invocation

Can't, for sure:

Force
Divination
Universal
Abjuration
There's more, I can't remember them...
Necromancy(can you say "death magic?")


Oh yes and beholders are pretty hard to find...


*s after jordan*

*fires a magic missile warm*

*swarm

[Does some speedy calculations.]

Uh oh... from what I see, since my force field generator is ALREADY DESTROYED (), I'm somewhat doomed.

I thought you wanted me alive?

And the heat thing wouldn't work. The entropy equalisation would simply allow the air in but keep the heat out, at least, according to my calculations. The tornado would work, though.

Looks like the spidersilk for me next time I use the blooming field...

- Jordan

Actually, since heat is vibrating molecules, I can imagine the field'll let it in.


And a magic missle won't kill you, it's only level one.

*casts "Power Word:Stun*

Thats one of those one that works with pure magical energy...

magic missiles aren't very powerful...

alive dead... there practicly the same with some good magic

If you are kind of weak, and hurt, power word stun will stun you...

its instantaneous, too...
*casts "Control Weather" and temporarily weakens the tornado, so Jorda won't be killed...*

*casts temporal stasis*