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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 22, 2004
[computer]
pure biology
pure chemistery
pure physics
biochemistry
mathmatics
astrophysics
other
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Aug 23, 2004
I remember pure chemistry - Just
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Sep 16, 2004
*Wanders in, checks labmail and a couple of projects and wandes back to 18 for 
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Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! Posted Sep 28, 2004
*Bangs on door*
Uh guys....I've been away to long and my card has gotten soaked MANY a time...it doesnt work...is this a hint or can I come back to work and do that voodoo that we do so well?
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Sep 28, 2004
Hang on a bit... I'll check the blog and your eligibility.
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Sep 28, 2004
Sorry, Yosarian, but I cannot find your application on the blog. I'll have to refer this upstairs.
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Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! Posted Sep 28, 2004
i understand...I worked here too a looonng time ago....
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 29, 2004
Its true, Yosarian was a scientist...
I removed them from the list when i thought they had been killed on assignment...
you shall be readded to the active scientist list
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Sep 30, 2004
Thankyou, Anthea.
Computer, Recognise Yosarian code MHRA-YSN Gamma 5D.
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Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! Posted Oct 2, 2004
thanks yall, im glad to be able to get back to work...that reminds me...is there anything I can do around here to work towards earning back my rank? I'll be happy to do most anything(even some...less pleasant janitorial duties).
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Khamsin Posted Oct 2, 2004
[Computer]: I'm dying for a maintinance... Khamsin has been away so long
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 2, 2004
[Kat's Personal Replicator explodes and starts to smoke and spark]
Erm....tech to Kat please
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Oct 2, 2004
Computer: run level 3 diagnostic and report any anomalies.
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Oct 2, 2004
Kat,
Obviously this peice of kit was not subjected to our testing protocol. Is it still under warranty?
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 2, 2004
Im not sure. I left all the paperwork on your desk when I first got it I think. I was trying to make potroast
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Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) Posted Oct 2, 2004
Kat, Was the paperwork signed for?
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 2, 2004
ummmmmmm....*has a sinking feeling*....you should know that...I just left it here when i got it....
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- 1321: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 22, 2004)
- 1322: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Aug 23, 2004)
- 1323: Leo (Aug 25, 2004)
- 1324: Laurence Dark (Sep 1, 2004)
- 1325: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Sep 16, 2004)
- 1326: Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! (Sep 28, 2004)
- 1327: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Sep 28, 2004)
- 1328: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Sep 28, 2004)
- 1329: Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! (Sep 28, 2004)
- 1330: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 29, 2004)
- 1331: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Sep 30, 2004)
- 1332: Andrew Poland aka Corporal Yosarian of the Terranic Army, Assasin, Bounty Hunter, Thief, Philosopher, Thing AND Spork-ite!!! (Oct 2, 2004)
- 1333: Khamsin (Oct 2, 2004)
- 1334: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 2, 2004)
- 1335: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Oct 2, 2004)
- 1336: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Oct 2, 2004)
- 1337: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 2, 2004)
- 1338: Khamsin (Oct 2, 2004)
- 1339: Behind Geddon's wall, The Wall of death! (chemist-assassin, keeper of the hooded swan) (Oct 2, 2004)
- 1340: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 2, 2004)
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