h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

why, a of course

well all right but just the one
we don't want to be tipsy at work

*Clicks fingers*
Prepare to be amazed
*does a long and complicated routine resulting i the formation of a *
There you go one Courtesy of the Portabar 9000

those are my speciality

I suppose a paper umbrella would be over doing it

*with a sutble movment of the fingers, a paper umbrella appears out of nowhere"
this what you had in mind

yes
but now I'm worried it will desolve in the alcohol

well there is only one way to find out

we might want to put it in a fume cupbord then...
who knows what gas it could let off

its fine I know what I'm
*BANG*
Doing?
*falls to the floor*

Well Don't say I didnt tell you so
*emptys the contents of a flower vase over dragon's head*

*gets up*
That could have gone better

well yes,
but i found it amusing
and we have answered our question have we not

for the next few minutes it's good morning to all
please mind how you go and don't trip up over my blowpipe, it could be fatal

Yes... but do mind the ducks they can be quite temperamental

right! question time
is there a membership number ?
when do I start killing
who do I kill,I'd prefer terrorists,druglords and any of that calibre
is it paid or unpaid contracts
do I have to work weekends

technically you are member 195


You can start when you wish but we do recommend that the sooner the better generally but you might want to take up some training first

druglords, polititons, old math teachers....

generally paid contracts, we dont do much charity work... its not that sort of organisation

and only if you want to

is there a paid to kill 2 and get a kill free

there's a pay to kill two people and pay full price for the next one if you wish your vital organs to still work in the morning