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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 18, 2004
*digs out a black bag*
you may wish to look away...
*a yowl is heard and Kat turns with a small slightly shaken....tabby...kitten*
Erm well he changed colour...but he wont explode...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2004
*looks away*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 18, 2004
there you go
*slops the kitten into antheas arms and walks away very fast and tensely*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2004
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 18, 2004
*walks back in very fast*
get back on msn before i decide to brand you with a spork due to emotional stress and disgruntlement..or Ill take the kitten with me
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 18, 2004
*decides that she doesnt actually know what to do with a kitten, puts it down and retires to the drinks cabinet...which has inexplicably been filled with the poisons*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2004
*sigh*
well people automaticaly go to the drinks cabanate so its easyer to kill them that way...
also half the drinks in the poisons cabanate are poison too... just to be certin
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 18, 2004
*sits in drinks cabinet and gathers bottles*
eeny meeny miney mo, which bottle will have to go?
*selects a purple one*
This "safe" to drink? And can it be drunk out the bottle? Or maybe I should investigate the poisons cabinet.
*weaves across to other side of the room*
Hmm...it looks exactly the same as the drinks cabinet..oh well Ill have the purple one from here as well.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2004
you sure you want to drink that?
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 18, 2004
Yeah I like purple. I have purple socks on...makes sense...just tell me what happens when Ive drunk it...and put me in my chair tomorrow morning, it wouldnt do for me not to be around...
*gulps half the bottle and waits to see what happens*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2004
well you see its nail varnish remover... it was put in there accedently
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 18, 2004
*coughs and whips round* you what!!?? 
Sigh...okay lets try again....*picks up a blue one* what about this?
*gulps it down and stares, waiting for an effect*
By the way do you think its okay to drink any of these having taken some odd tablets which I thought were painkillers and turned out to be for gout?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Oct 18, 2004
probably not...
thats...
strawberry icecream syrup though
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 18, 2004
*throws hands in air, hits head on candle holder and passes out on the floor*
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Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 18, 2004
administers reviving drops
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 18, 2004
*gazes up at rosemary*
Its a angel!
*passes out again*
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Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} Posted Oct 18, 2004
puts Kat in recovery position, and sits beside her, holding smelling salts under Kat's nose.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 19, 2004
*coughs and splutters*
What? Oh hell it's day time!
*gets out a tin and makes up a rollie*
It's my office...nobody will mind if I smoke weed in here...
*slumps in a chair, looking disshevelled and like a PI in an old black and white film*
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nullspace Posted Oct 19, 2004
Need some help sparkin' that doob?
*surf music in background*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Oct 19, 2004
*growls and flips off music*
*gravelly scratchy voice*
When you've had it like I have, you won't be like that...*heaves a sigh* yup...it was true...Id had it tough, and no-one but hard nails jimmy could sort it out....but he'd been out of town for a while...who knew when he'd be back? In the meantime, I sat in my office, pushing paper and smoking until the wallpaper began to peel.
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- 3381: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3382: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3383: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3384: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3385: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3386: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3387: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3388: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3389: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3390: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3391: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3392: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3393: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3394: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3395: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3396: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3397: Rosemary {[(2+2+2)^2]+4+2=42} (Oct 18, 2004)
- 3398: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 19, 2004)
- 3399: nullspace (Oct 19, 2004)
- 3400: Kat - From H2G2 (Oct 19, 2004)
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