h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks VERY innocent* Its always a delight to be around you my dear. Is one allowed to call you that when you're so amazing and goddess-like?

*looks at kat susspisiously*
If your asking for promotion hurry up and get on with it

Of course I'm not looking for promotion! Would I be so underhand?

*coughs* suspicious with one s *coughs again*
Sorry Im just out to help the world with their spelling.

Sorry about the spelling, I am dyspraxic and thus cant spell to save the world

WHY is it that the words for these things are such evil things to spell!? I NEVER understood that!

So...this promotion

I will consider it...

you haven't killed her yet?

well.... i was tempted

*dives in front of Kat in slow motion, shouting:*

Noooooooooooooooo...

*lands on the floor at normal speed*

Oomph.

*stares at Joe C*

Sometimes I think you forget that I don't need a guy to protect me.

And why should I be killed when there's so many other better things to do...

I know you don't... but she's scary...

*hides behind Kat*

*stands looking butch and dykey*

Actually I don't think I CAN look like that!

Name: JermsG
U number: 520822
Weapons: Ooh 'eck. Do I have to list them all? Alright. Mostly medieval: Daggers, knives, blades, sax, axes, cudgels, batons, tolfa, maces, morningstars, holy water sprinklers, pooches, caltrops, sticks, staves, spears, poles, polearms, halberds, lances, jos, shortswords, longswords, bastardswords, claymores, clahaedmaers, zweihunders, irish bucklers, cigarettes, cream buns, and freehand. Er, there may be more which have slipped my mind. I can mostly provide my own, although I wouldn't use all of them at once, of course.
Magic powers: Who the heck do you think I am? Houdini?
Other skills: yes. But who's asking?
Gender: yes.
Living in or out of HQ: out.
Thing or Thursday: Unofficially Thing.

Also, just a quick request. "Members of the guild are required to wear the Assassin's black clothing in a style of your choice unless told otherwise." I'd like to point out that I don't wear black while I work, and in fact only wear black while not working. I hope some considerations can be made. Thank you.

welcome to the assassins guild,
you of course can were any colour which could be considerd a shade of black...

Name: Coren
U number: 568442
Weapons: Crossbow, shortbow, dagger, poison, longsword, longbow
Magic powers: None to speak of
Other skills: Excellent hiding, stalking, and tracking skills, extensive knowledge of anatomy, poosons, and antidotes, stealth, fast, very good at getting away, good at not being caught, various other skills
Gender: Male
Living in or out of HQ: Out most of the time, but may occasionally need a place in HQ to stay
Thing or Thursday: Neither- Orgaladhad

Name: Coren
U number: 568442
Weapons: Crossbow, shortbow, dagger, poison, longsword, longbow, hands
Magic powers: None to speak of
Other skills: Excellent hiding, stalking, and tracking skills, extensive knowledge of anatomy, poosons, and antidotes, stealth, fast, very good at getting away, good at not being caught
Gender: Male
Living in or out of HQ: Out
Thing or Thursday: Neither- Orgaladhad

Coren: Sorry about the double post, I had to change something. So, can I join?

yes you can join you came just in time because i am just about to go on holiday so i will add your name to our ranks just now before i leave

welcome to the assassins guild, we wish you a plesent day

Anthea

Coren: Why, thank you very much. *bow with flourish* Have a pleasant vacation, good lady.

thank you,

you will find others if you look around the guild,
there normaly aloof somewhere spreding chaios