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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 5, 2004
TB! You want to become an assassin?! 
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 5, 2004
thought it might be fun
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Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Mar 5, 2004
I don't know if tb does. I would have thought being a highly infectious pulmonary disease would be enough grief for most people.
*looks at watch* Oh no I have to go and be a responsible adult now
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 5, 2004
I don't.
TB, think about it. It'll mean that you'll be able to get discounts on cotracts against me. Is that something that you reall want?
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 5, 2004
nope, but Mr C and BLT better watch out 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 5, 2004
Just so long as it's not against me. Try and get a position in division 4.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 5, 2004
Will I be able to develop weapons there?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 5, 2004
No, but you'll be subserviant to me.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 5, 2004
well, tough, I want to develop weapons, 'Chief Tecnologist' sounds good
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 5, 2004
of course 'Chief Technologist' would sound better, what with it being spelt correctly and every thing
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 5, 2004
Yeah, but you can still get a position in Division 4.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 5, 2004
I'll take it under advisement... Would I be able to be second in command of Division 4?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Mar 5, 2004
Dr Anthea! I must warn you that TB has blatently said, in the league lab, that he plans to kill BLT without payment!!!
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 5, 2004
I never did!
well maybe I made threats, but I'm sure Khamsin and Geddon would be happy to pay up
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Raekor: Fanatical magician and Zephyrus Seferino (Magicians guild) (6+4*0)*(0*2+7) Posted Mar 5, 2004
Name: Raekor
U number: 640027
Weapons: Swords, magic rods.
Magic powers: Can cast magic
Other skills: Is a werebeastie
Gender: Male
Living in or out of HQ: In
Thing or Thursday: Thursday
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 5, 2004
Welcome TB (soon to be cheaf technologest if you play your cards properly 
)
and welcome Raekor 
here is a guild id and a uniform and even a watch each 
now gentlemen you are both to be resedents of viper house, have fun there, and feel free to look around the guild
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Skullock Posted Mar 5, 2004
*Wakes up in a corner.*
Huh...wha.?
*a cloud of dust rises off skullock as he looks around.*
*Cough, chough, hack, cough.*
*As the cloud of dust clears Skullock finds him self half burried in garbage.*
*Yawn.*
*Skullock yawns and stretches as he clears the trash off of himself.*
*Looks about.*
Whoa! This place has changed! How long have I been asleep in this corner?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 5, 2004
I would sat quite a while....
we now have 77 members... next step world domenation
ok maybe one or two members first...
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Skullock Posted Mar 5, 2004
Hmmm...i didn't know we were after world domination too.Seems liek a lot of organizations are after that these days. Boy i'm going to have a lot of desicions to make when we get closer to that time, i'm a member of most the orgainizations that are trying to achive it.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Mar 5, 2004
Well... not really after it...
just to make sure that the people who acheve it have some of our intrests clearly established to them
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- 1021: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1022: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1023: Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1024: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1025: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1026: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1027: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1028: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1029: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1030: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1031: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1032: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1033: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1034: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1035: Raekor: Fanatical magician and Zephyrus Seferino (Magicians guild) (6+4*0)*(0*2+7) (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1036: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1037: Skullock (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1038: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1039: Skullock (Mar 5, 2004)
- 1040: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Mar 5, 2004)
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