h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*bows head*

Thank You. Is there a map? A "YOU ARE HERE" thingy? Although one supposes one doesn't need one, as I am HERE aren't I?

*slinks off in the direction of The Stores to ensure there is flour, egg, sugar and milk.*

*shouts afterhim*

IM ALSO IN CHARGE OF THE GUILD STORES!!

*shouts back*

Are THERE enough EGGS then? I'll CHECK

welcome to the guild matthew
here is an official guild id and a members watch also a nice uniform standerd black,
anything else you can find in the stores
* to update main page*

Anthea (guild leader)

Name:lady lowena
U number:u198734
Weapons: Fear Surprise and a decent little swiss army knife
Magic powers:Able to read her own mind
Other skills:Able to fold up like a pocket book
Gender:varies
Living in or out of HQ:Depends on the food
Thing or Thursday:

Ooh kings Thursday I think.

hello

i am WIRO Guild 2i/c, head of stores (and head of inquistion).

*hands her a visitor id*


the guild leader should be on later to official greet you. in the mean time feel free to explore non restricted areas.

hay
another one
perfect
here is a uniform a watch an official guild id and
best of aall i am just about to put your name on the members list


Anthea

*tearfully* you are very kind but what is restricted?

well...
the torture chambers...
you shouldent go there...
and some of the grounds and buildings are off limits to visitors,
but your now a member on the list and everything
have fun looking around and remember to uphold ni mortifi sine lucure!

I wouldn't get out of bed for less than &2.50

good good
nice to see the aim of the assassins... to get very qwell payed still lives on

74 members

Anthea (guild leader)

that should have been well payed nt qwell payed...

oh well....

I couldn't be the 76 member I suppose? I particularly like that number

Name:Al-Rousasa
U number:1791
Weapons:Uzi x2, Hunter's Rifle, Rifle, AK-47, Samari Sword and Lightsaber
Magic powers:The Force
Other skills:Dead aim, Computer Expert and Medical Expeert
Gender:Female
Living in or out of HQ:In
Thing or Thursday:Thing

Hello welcome to the guild i am

WIRO the guild leader will be along shortly to greet you officially


btw your U number is

U575816

Just tell me where I can crash

*hands her a visitor id*

stay out of the restricted areas until you are greeted officially. you can stay in the black widow house.

Cheers

*slinks out of room*

Name: T.B. Falsename
U number: 170182
Weapons: All sorts of interesting things, I design them for fun. I'm currently working on designing a gun like the one in 'The Man With The Golden Gun', the film not the book.
Magic powers: Not telling, they're secret mystical magic powers
Other skills: My amazing good looks and astronomical intelligence
Gender: Male, I think
Living in or out of HQ: Yes
Thing or Thursday: the latter