h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

While they're waiting for the sanctuary.

Ah yes, may be a long wait there

So they need somewhere to go in the meanwhile, don't they?

It would certainly be cruel to let the socks live in intolerable conditions when there is an alternative

They'll have to make their own entertainment though, making swings and such that small is very fiddly.

a entertainment is simple, they could be sock puppets

I had forgotten that.

just need to give them googley eyes and bits of wool and all will be fine

Do you think they can sew them on themselves? Or would I have to sew one set on, so that it can see what it's doing, and help the others?

Oh, I expect a bit of glue should do the trick . Save the needles for the darning

Save the Needles! What a worthwhile campaign!

Far too many are lost in heavy handed sewing

Please, to give those poor needles a second chance in life, donate generously.

We need thimbles, many thimbles

A thimble of the upcoming revolution.

Indeed , people must wear their thimbles with pride

Or something

It is a thimble of the times.

Times of less prickled fingers

We were sew happy.

Well I guess it would be something to put on the badges