h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Gets even more confused*

Hmm, where were we?

Over there, I think.

Ah right, anyone got a map?

I have one.
but its a map of a city in California. won't do you much good.

Better than nothing I guess.

Does it give any indication as to where 'there' is?

I think... *checks map*

*checks map again*

*turns map around a couple of times*

I think there is thataway! *points vaguely in the wrong direction*

Is that left or right?

No, it's the final front ear!

*Note to self: punch lines don't work by themselves*

Well, it abviously isn't right, so I'd say left...

But was that your left or mine?

abviously=obviously

How did that "a" get there?

No idea

OK, so has anyone got a compass?

Possibly from the final front ear.

(milkin' it for all it's worth)

Heard that one a few too many times

So, a compass...

Would that be the little round whatsit with the thingy that goes in circles?

The one that we dropped on the road over there, where the bus is---



Hmm, never mind then.

I have a sharpener...will that help in any way?

I guess any odd direction will do

Don't think so, but we may come across some blunt pencils at some point that need attention

Possibly across the final-

*Catches everybody's eye*

So where is this final front ear of your anyway?

Oh no, see, there was a joke, about Leonard Nemoy...