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The Cargo Bay
[...] Started conversation May 18, 2003
The small hangar where the contents of Starbug and Blue Midget are deposited before being dispatched by Skutters to the supply bunkers...
The Cargo Bay
[...] Posted Jun 1, 2003
*steps into Cargo Bay*
*looks at brought in pod*
Has anyone got a scanner?
The Cargo Bay
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 2, 2003
*tkaes one from a nearby equipment locker*
Here you go.
The Cargo Bay
[...] Posted Jun 2, 2003
*scans*
mmmm.... ah.... yes...
How does this smeggy thing work?!
*hands it back to AJ then realises there's no point if we know same things*
Where's Anthea?! It's her job to scan things!
The Cargo Bay
Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jun 2, 2003
*creeps completely silently up behind the Rimmers* Hello.
The Cargo Bay
[...] Posted Jun 2, 2003
ARGH!
Any idea what's in this pod without risking some smeggy squirmy face stealing tentacle thing from listerette's sock basket popping out?
The Cargo Bay
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 3, 2003
Well, we could have a resinance politron scanner detect whats inside with neutralized positron beam, of course that would risk a resinance cascade and if that should happen then we'd be looking at something like... Half-life.
The Cargo Bay
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 3, 2003
Or... something... else...
*pretends to find something interesting and walks off to a corner*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jun 3, 2003
I'll just go and get us some weapons. Just in case.
The Cargo Bay
Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jun 3, 2003
Hey. Why are you hiding. You can't die Rimmsie(original) and you Arnie (HPB) are completely safe.
I suppose that I might as well get ready. *selects a pulse rifle and gets it into a position to fire*
The Cargo Bay
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 3, 2003
Try what?
*walks very softly to avoid alarming Thamian(there is something about a man holding a disintegration rifle that makes one a bit jumpy)*
The Cargo Bay
Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 3, 2003
Ahh I see. Well if any of the quagaars try and attack us, be ready will you?
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