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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 5, 2003
*Suddenly, Thamian is sucked out of the hangar trough a small hole in the hull which then seals itself, when he has air for about 0,0002 more seconds, an alien monster formerly a basketball comes up infront of him and absorbs his fear through a long tentacle. Thamian then finds himself laying on the floor, very weak but without a sense of fear*
Now do you see what the monster (polymorph) do?
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jun 5, 2003
I'll kill you you b******! *jumps up and grabs his gun and looses a volley of shots into the thing. Over the sudden cacophany of pain yelps he yeels* Ha! I got you didn't I!!!????
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 5, 2003
real sorry Arnie, I thought it might do him some good (stupid I know)
Actually it squidged off to A-deck I think. Arnie, where are the bazookoids?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 5, 2003
Well you did destroy about 200 crates of unbuttered popcorns and a good portion of the wall.
Thing is, I dont think this is a regular polymorph, it seems more...
scarier and bigger, badder
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Jun 5, 2003
*Bob leaves the Cargo Deck in pursuit of the Polymorph*
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[...] Posted Jun 5, 2003
Bazookoids in supply corridor...
Now we COULD kill it... or lock off the upper decks and do a runner in the Bug...
Who's for 2?
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[...] Posted Jun 5, 2003
*polymorph turns into an air molecule and heads for the cinema projection room!*
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Jun 5, 2003
*Bob enters and spots the basketball heading down one of the aisles*
*He fires off two shots from his mini-bazookoid and two glowing balls of energy pursue the Polymorph*
*The Polymorph avoids the shots and turns to pursue Bob*
*Bob turns and bolts, heading for the only place he feels safe. The Cinema*
*Meanwhile the bazookoid shots continue to buzz around the Cargo Bay looking for a target*
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[...] Posted Jun 5, 2003
This of course goes before the last one! of Bob's... not this... my last quote
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SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Posted Jun 5, 2003
Uh-humm... Mr. Smith... where've you been??... I could smack your bottom (touch wood) for leaving me in the lurch, lol...
I've been waiting for your replies etc...
SErj
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SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Posted Jun 5, 2003
<?!> what?...
Serj
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SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Posted Jun 6, 2003
psssstt... Rimmer... I've found something out...
Can't say here though...
I'll tell you in e-mail...
Serj
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SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Posted Jun 6, 2003
Strange... thanks...
Ummm... join what??... the convo??...
Okay... 
Serj
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[...] Posted Jun 6, 2003
<...No... Red dwarf... the ship be..urm... 22nd? crew member!>
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SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Posted Jun 6, 2003
Okay... I'l join... do I have to do anything?? lol...
I've sent you that e-mail by the way...
Serj
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- 62: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jun 5, 2003)
- 63: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jun 5, 2003)
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- 65: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jun 5, 2003)
- 66: Ace Rimmer [pretending] (Jun 5, 2003)
- 67: Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian (Jun 5, 2003)
- 68: Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG (Jun 5, 2003)
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- 73: SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) (Jun 5, 2003)
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