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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Jun 3, 2003
*Bob (aka (Skutter 1) enters from the Cinema*
*No-one notices*
*Since Listy Lou is not around, Bob enters "Quarantine" area to examine pod*
*Suspects he recognises the Quagaar pod*
*Scrapes some of the space dust off of the surface to reveal what looks like alien lettering*
*Suspicions confirmed, he extends an arm into the pod, rummages around a bit and pulls out what appears to be a dead lifeform..........*
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 4, 2003
Uhh no, Bob, thats the wrong pod, it's that one.
*points to the pod in the middle of the storage bay wich is still emitting that horrid smell but now a deep roar can be heard, Rimmer quickly hides behind a crate again*
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jun 4, 2003
*goes to side of door and holds gun ready to fire* Go for it Bob.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jun 4, 2003
Yeah, like Serj'tankian has practically become Agent Smith.
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jun 4, 2003
He has but he still acts like AS.
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Jun 4, 2003
Ah, do you mean that one over there which has
GENETIC WASTE
and
DO NOT OPEN
printed on it?
The one with the hole eaten out of the side of it?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 5, 2003
yes the one with the basket balls rolling away from it, could you take a...
oh smeg...
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Bob (aka Skutter 1) - Back from his hols and ready for SMEG Posted Jun 5, 2003
What basketball? It looks like a Teddy bear - no a bucket and spade - no wait, a bowl of flowers......
What the smeg is this? 
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Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian Posted Jun 5, 2003
Sorry. My greatest fear is probally getting jettisoned into space without a suit on.
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