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yeah, me and my mate call each other Bruce. We have also acquired Foster's t-shirts. Tis bonza.

got some cans in fridge, due to heat, I'm a whisky man, but it don't quensh the thirst

I drink propper beer, none of this poofy lager for me... well I say none, although I do quite like Kronenburg Blanc but I'd recomend Guinness export to anyone who needs de-poofyfying

GuinnessI love that drink, but I am not a pint man, I am a short's man, that and lager are only thirst quenshers

Well I'm back Bruce, Bruce oh and you Bruce. Didn't manage to find Bruce but found Bruce instead, and got beer as well

gud'on yer Bruce! I reckon that Bruce and Bruce and if Bruce don't turn up, they're gonna miss out Bruceand a for any non-Bruce's

A non-Bruce? what's that?

its a Bruce that don't turn up and misses out on the tubes a lager

I want to be a Fool!.ok!
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For the attention of all those foolish enough to be members of the Fools' Guild!

September 19th be International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Since this is suitably silly, ye all be joinin' in the pirate language, yes? Remember ye to use lots of piraty words like "Ahoy" and "Avast" and "Shiver me timbers!" And remember to ALWAYS use the present tense! Ever since pirates begins, pirates only speaks in the present tense, does pirates!

Further information be at http://www.yarr.org.uk

I remember last year's one, me and a friend managed to spread that through school, it was quite fun

I've put it on a few threadsnot heard of it before, but ready to set sail and look for captain Pugwashor Bruce

Captain Bruce? I'd love to hear an australian pirate, that would be

I am picturing it, Aussie pirate, it would be a good sketch for Paul Hogan

Iron Maiden has a lead singer called Bruce 'Bruce' Dickinson.

That Bruce has a fair good rock voice Bruce, I'm a Led Zeppelin fan, but no Bruce's in them

Anyone seen John? He's attempting to join the Spanish Inquesition....

Is he a Bruce in discuise, co's he'll not get in otherwise, even Robert had to be a Bruce, Bruce

Yeh, I think its a disguise.... oh look they're late... I'm expecting the Spanish inquesition....

its not them Bruces who were knocking at your door a bit back is it

Bruce's ahoy, I've found the Bruce's
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