h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I started to write a threatening letter, but I answered it before I'd finished and told me to p*** off, so now I'm off to citizens advice without me

Have you tried counseling?

are you talking to me

I've just smacked me around the ear, I've told me before about acting tough, can't put accent on here(god father)(are yuh torkin to me)it just don't gel.

its the trees, 2 legs, that made me do it

I think you're dealing with a generation rift here.

I'm only 27 yrs, in one legonly trouble the other is a twin

I can see how this would be a problem.

I be 55 shortly, but can't say where the odd year is

27 one leg+27 other leg=54

55 shortly, but can't say where the odd year is= middle wicket

you're hung like a one year old?

wouldn't know? I don't talk to him

and they don't call him Bruce either

then again, he is downunder

Ralph, my friend, I have been to your lightsaber site and have requested one of your works of wonder





suppose I could call him Bruce,its better than rick

Peeewaaaaa-ting!!! greeble greeble!


I have boot polish in my monkey and it's only august.....weeeeeee!



I am not mad...I am a bowl of trifle but not so much sponge, thanks.


I may be ill but I'm determined to enjoy it....

nuuue whopp! nothing wrong with being ill, but make sure its free, don't pay for it, you could get ripped off, palmed off with an "unwell", which is nothing like being ill, but looks the same. Poorly is definitly right out, off colour isn't anywhere close, beware of pale substitutes

Your weapon is ready to be picked up

just got back this aft' from weekend at coast, thank you my friend most kindly