h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I really don't want to put parrots there. but kind of you to offer.

their the long slender orange things that go in stews aren't they????

You can eat them with ketchup.

It's like watching swallows.

One at a time.

An orderly cue please. This isn't pot black.

Nope. Take a number, and no jostling!

why isn't there a lot of spam? i think that's ddeplorable. there should be a more rampant profusion of spam in this world!

Spam is icky.

don't tell Icky


you can have spam spam spam spam egg spam spam spam spam, with spam spam spam on the side, or you can have spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam chips spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam bread & tea

But I don't like spam!

bacon spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam fried bread spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam black pudding spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam don't have much spam in it?

Can't I have the bacon spam sausage and spam without the spam?

I'll just check

http://orangecow.org/pythonet/sketches/spam.htm

bacon spam spam spam sausage spam spam spam aint got much spam in

I've got one of the cd's that's got the spam sketch on it.

knocking about some where I have the double single that says 99 pennies on it

I have gout.

has that got spam in it???

away to check how the ice cubes are doing in the oven, don't want my whisky too cold