h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yup.




Damn. I told myself I'd have an early night tonight, and it's almost 1.30 already.

I take it your on the continent then my friend

gonna bail out me self Ralph, only 12.35pm here, but eyes starting to send messages.like "shut", catch you later bud, take care, keep safe

Yo.

hummmmm.

Feel like that myself sometimes.

I've just told a friend, in town, that I'm a figment of my own imagination, I feel a lot better knowing that!!!

Nice one!

thats one thing about being daft, you can hold a conversation with yourself, as long as you don't fall out and get monk on!

Uh-huh. I can entertain myself for hours.

do you ever fall out with yourself, I tend to answer back and get told off

Yeah, I had a screaming row with me the other day.

I once got in a fight with myself... I lost and had to go to A and E for stiches

That's bad. Did you file a complaint against you?

Yeh, I filed a offical complain with the plice; but I dennied I had anythign to do with it, and found a fualse whitness who swore that I wasnt' there at the time so couldn't have done it, so I had to drop the charge and let me off, then of course, the poliece charged me with wasting poliece time, but I got off, luckly, as I then admitted the origional chagers, but of fthe record.

Are you going to get a restraining order against you?

I attempted to do so, and indeed I had one, very briefly, I wasn't allwed with in one hunded yars of myself... I was, naturally, arrested on leaving the court....

That's too bad.

I had a problem owing me money, I wouldn't pay me, so now I've threatened me

You should sue you for not paying up, or set the bailiffs on you!