h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

yeh! g'day Bruce, Bruce was looking for Bruce, so I thought if I ask you Bruce,if you might have seen Bruce Bruce.

Well I certainly haven't seen Bruce Bruce

Aw! shoot! Bruce, I wonder if Bruce has seen Bruce, cheers Bruce! now gott find Bruce

I'm here, Bruce! And hello to you, Bruce, and you, Bruce, and . . . *looks round* . . . and you too Bruce!

WOW! this is a gathering of a tribe of Bruce's,mustand get David Attenborough, back soon Bruce and Bruce and Bruce and Bruce and Bruce and Bruce and Bruce and not forgetting you Bruce

Hello, all, Bruce here, anyone seen Bruce about recently?

g'day Bruce, err! haven't seen Bruce for a few days, Bruce has been in though

ahh G'day Bruce, so Bruce not been about in a while? maybe he's gone to visit Bruce?

its the badgers Bruce, Bruce has has a bad case of the badgers and gone to see Bruce the doctor, but Bruce should be around somewhere

Oh I see, well I'll go ask Bruce if he knows where Bruce is then we can ask him about Bruce and hows he getting on with the badgers....

ok and I'll check with Bruce and Bruce's cousin Bruce

Good idea Bruce, and whilst you are at it, ask ?Bruce's cousin if he's heard from Bruce recently and their new baby Bruce, I've got to go off now, i@m meetin Bruce this afternoon

Hello Bruce and Bruce! It's me, Bruce! I'm back! Oh, g'day Bruce, didn't see you there.

Bruce's cousin Bruce have called their baby Bruce, Bonza name! Bruce, I'll go get some tubes o' lager, to wet little Bruce's 'ed

... and here we see a tribe of bruces in their natural habitat ....

bruce, let us ask the padre for a prayer for the new bruce.

and a toast to bruce, bruce!
AUSTRALIA, AUSTRALIA, AUSTRALIA, AUSTRALIA, WE LOVE YOU, AMEN.

i think we best find out if the new bruce is a poofter, bruce.

one of the rules, no poofters Bruce. men to the toast Bruceto recharge the holy water(fosters ok)BRUCE!! get the wagon out,an a bottle o' wine for the sheila's

'Fosters'? 'Fosters'? Bruce! waht are you on! Even Bruce and baby Bruce know thats a poofters drink!, and we've only got the two rules! 1, no Poofters! and 2... what was the second rul? Bruce, you know? go ask Bruce, he's bound to know

ok Bruce I'll ask Bruce. Bruce, what's the second law? Bruce wants to know so that he can tell Bruce.

err!Bruce, I only put that lager Bruce co's I couldn't spell 4 XXXX