h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Traveller in Time reading some backlog
"Must be ordering them more frequent then "

I could probably get some from the Thingite armoury, probably even ones with additional wings.

Traveller in Time counting wings
" With more then two wings

How are they supposed to stay put on their perch without their feet ? "

I suppose it depends how much they've had to drink, too much and they'd be legless, let alone footless!!

L x

Good day.

I would rather like to join with yout wondrous guild... If it helps, I'm an aquarian, and someone else can have my parrot... I dont have time to feed and take care of pets at the moment...

Traveller in Time on his head
"We give them with automatic feeders, supplies last for twice as long.

Hmm, wonder what that crate in the hallway is doing. . . . "

I didn't want to be a hairdresser.

I wanted to be...

A Hootoo researcher!

Leaping from thread to thread as they float down the Ether of British Broadcasting...

The Thingite!

The Evil Army!

The random topic!

The mighty PR!

With my best girly by my side we'd sing sing sing!

OH...

Im a hootooer and Im OK
I post all night
I post all day

He's a hootooer and ehs ok
he posts all night
he posts all day

I write a post I spam N3
I write an entry abotu flowers
I get to darn creepy
And annoy the powers in the towers

Wouldn't that be something for ?

hmmm... do we have a poet laureate?

Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot! And can I be a sacred keeper of the word 'ni' as well?

Traveller in Time ing some dust away
"Hmm reading these labels they must be still fresh

See if I can find the time to add some new members to the doormat "

No kidding.

Traveller in Time rechecking the labels
"Keep procrastinating this job "

Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!

Traveller in Time looking for the pallet with s

Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!
a society for for people who like monty python ,a society for people who also like spam . yes ,yes , yes, count me in . i was saying only the other day how much i liked spam salad . lettuce, tomatoes, spring onions, cucumber, cheese, cress, hot jersey royal potatoes and spam,spam,spam,spam,spam,wonderfull spam , i hear singing , i see vikings with huge horny helmets. i feel the erge to do a funny walk to the kitchen for another gin 'n' tonic.

best fishes........tod

Traveller in Time finally in his proper Welcoming suit
"Well it took some time but there they are again some fresh s

Welcome to this not very active but still persisting society !

glue for Lizard King and a perfectly shiny with cage and perch.

Say cheese for Megachedda (the re-inventer of cheesy societies) here is your sitting brave on his very own perch. Please do not feed him cheese, it will only make his feathers loose their shine

For our dragonqueen, a heat resistant cage with the perfect installed. Do not breath in his direction, roasted parrot has a bad smell.

For plebis our peoples person, perhaps you can train your to say hi in latin .

A for Lucky Lonnwy, it is a bird not a flower

Hmm I have heard stories about ant eating black birds, Susanne may be interested in the picking habits of our .

Qualamese a dancing for you, well, you can hold the cage and dance with him, he will not step on your feet .

riding Robyn Hoode from the knittingham forest a green with a on top of the cage for you

For Moonhogg a special late birthday wrapped in cage.

And another for our Daizzy do not let him get lost in the mail

A sun tanned for irwebby to keep an eye on while beeing exposed

And with an unlike NightHooverish appearance de- todaymueller gets the last of this batch, just a little more rested then the others .

You will all have noticed the vast amount of games and Python Related riddles on the Society page, be welcome to join in if you have not already done so .


And as some of you may have guessed, this was a dozen sale of the feathered friends, I got some boxes in stock now, so next load will be there in no time "

I got my !

* majestatically nods her head*