h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't need a reminder to their genuis.

Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot! Or at least a slug that talks!

Don't expect it to happen too soon. If I remember correctly, it took over two weeks before I got in.

That's nothing. I signed up to join the Australian and New Zealand Researchers over a year ago and I'm still not on the list.

Cafram - U43948 who edits the Australian and New Zealand Researchers group hasn't posted since last Aug 23, 2005. You could create a new page by copying the old page and take over the running of the group.

Alji

I'll have to think about that. My postings were getting few and far between but now that I've got my own computer, I should be here more often.

Any entries make it to the flea market?

Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot! PLEASE!!!!!

I've got a slug that talks if you want that in the mean time.

Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!
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I have the entire Flying Circus on DVD. Go on, test me! I can answer ANY question about ANY of the sketches, WITHOUT reading scripts off the Net.

And actually I'd prefer a free arguement if you'd be so kind.

If you don't let me in I may be forced to "N"word you to exceptional pain.

Traveller in Time fingers in his ears, blindfolded
"Well just cite the lethal joke from the first performance "

Lucky I can't speak German...

Arg! It's like "Ich ben ien Stottlebaker..." I have no idea. Ask me another, and this time be fair.

I think it's "slottermeyer"...or something...

I knew that! Arg! Next Question!

cite (in exact order) the cruel devices used by the more-than-slightly insane mobster (you know the one I mean), his name, who he used them on, what exactly he had an irrational fear of, and, for a bonus point, its name.

Ah, well this IS a proper question. Let's see.
He used a hammer and nails on one guy's head and floor, a coffee table on the same guy's wife, the police for lots of things, and threats of bombing. His name was Dimsdale. I got two of those people who he used them on, but I'm not sure about the rest; however, I know he used his knowledgable treatment of female impersonators on one such female impersonator and he used respect, kindness, and fairness on everyone he met (or so they claim). He had an irrational fear of a giant hedgehog, whose name I think was... *drumroll* ...Simon (If that's wrong, then at least I know that it is two syllables).
For more bonus (?): He had a brother who used sarcasm, irony, and things of that nature. He was the most feared of the pair.

So... Am I a member now, or do I have to answer more questions (which I'd like to do anyway just for fun)?

Can I join? I love Monty Python,and also a show called Do Not Adjust Your Set which was hilarious, but not as good as Python.
BTW, I think the hedgehog's name was Spiney Normon, not sure though. So can I join, or do I have to set the Spanish Inquisition on you?

Traveller in Time fixing nuts and bolds
"Then why are you so early back from the factory ? "

Sorry? Not sure I understand.