h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*attempts to remember all the lyrics*

Just re-memer that you're standing on a planet thats evolving
And revollving at 900 miles an hour
Thats 15 miles a minute around the sun
that is the source of all our power
The sun and you and me and all the stars that you can see
Are ------? at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm of the galaxy we call the milky way...

I think.

*checks site* *has done terribly, even forgot a verse* oh well.

that's about correct, I think
congrats on the memory!

Don't want to spoil your fun, but if you really wanted to, you could look it up on the Internet. Or in the little booklet that goes with the CD...

*note to self: must remember to read ALL of a posting*

You're close - They're available on the site I posted above. I can't post the first verse due to copyright law (read "inflexibility") - and I don't want anyone to sue this website!

They would sue?
Reminds me of some of my mischief of last week at w*rk.

We're launching a new service to our customers, and I created (as a joke) a variation on the central poem of LOTR ("One Ring to..."), and sent the whole thing to my Boss.

He: You're crazy!
Me: Thank you, that is the biggest compliment you could make me!
He: Ok, welcome to the Crazy Men's Club!

I would like to join (but maybe am underage)

This copyright warning has been levelled to the Poetry conversation thread - they might not sue, but it may tread on somebody's toes (It's a shame, really) But I guess it's fair that we don't show works of art without artists' permission.

Hrmm...
*Shrugging*
Lenore...
Quoth a raven... "Doesn't work".
Oy, you cut that out!
*Chases at the mangy thing with a [insert fun wooden object-implement thingy] here...

"He says zhey already _ got one"
Oh-hoho...

Nick_em: that sounds suspiciously like someone from my company to whom I told that story...

Now go back to work and stop monitoring your boss!

[sentry]: "Okie, I weel tell him, but I do not think he is going to like eet..."
[Arthur]: "What?"
<- or something like that...


That's one of the parts in Quest for the Holy Grail, that I like.
Well , so it might just all have been just meant to gear up for the use of siege engines and what have you?

Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot...do you have a slug? I really want to be a h2g2 pythonist...please can i be one!

Have a magical day!

have i been enrolled yet.is this the argument department?

I'm honoured you think I'm that (im)mature (Look at my profile)

By the way "Sorry boss"...

You can't have an argument until you pay.
$5 for a one minute argument and $10 for a five-minute argument.

But I just paid!

(I did not write that you _are_ that person. Besides, apparently some people do not write the truth about themselves in their PS - or anything at all )

*pockets money* No you didn't!

Yes, truth-telling - one must be wary of that

Oh yes I most certainly did!

No you didn't! I simply refuse to argue with you until you pay $5.

maybe we should move to the appropriate thread?

Let me in the society! Give me my free parrot!