h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I dunno...
*Shrugs*
Wish I could tell you.
Last time, I tried to help with the introducing/welcoming a new member, I sorta got into trouble ('cuz I'm just on the doormat, myself). /.

Ah! So if you'd be so kind to step off the doormat for a mo, I'll take it to the Thingite Armory. The mat too small for the both of us, unless we change ourselves into angels (hairpins etc.). The Armory is hovering on an event horizon and as I can tell from personal experience, strange things happen there. I'll clone the mat there.

Traveller in Time reading some many pages backlog
"'Deus ex Machina' ordered that only UpperClassTwits could welcome new members.

And it seems I am one of the few left active. I started colelcting new Pythonists when 'Deus' still was in charge of the Society page, now I still do it for 'Cat-eyes', who also seems to have problems combining HooToo with real life .

Anyway you are welcome now it is time gor your test

How many officers does it take to get you home? "

*Returns with two mats under his arm. Gives one to Thorn/Captain Scarecrow and stands on the other. Looks subtly different though it is not easy to say immediately what is different*

European Union or US officers?

"Er, "
*Puases before standing on top of mat*
"Um, Time Traveller, it-iss okay for me to stand on top of a cloned mat, right (isn't it)?"

: ,...

Musta been thinking in terms of negative-subspace still.
Oopsy(s).
Traveller in Time, I had meant.

Traveller in Time on his head
"You are known as 'thorntheduidguy' as you were probably welcomed once.

Hmm, think we have lost count somewhere.

But we are probably not the biggest society on HooToo either.


However a warm welcome to our new pythonist 'Suitsat' (spy sattelite suit) our eleven year old member from poland. Here is your (Just one of the many for future smilies)

Oh yes, and while you are waitin for the society page to update, have some Pythonistic readings at < A2091511 > "

"Oh yeah, um-huh. thanks...
()."
*Decides to be a bit quiter (for awhile) so as to not unnecessarily go about any more of this whole, putting his business _again.*
"..."

Does he get a blancmange?

a ??

OHh...

(um, nevermind?)

That was a medium-short "while"...

medium-short?

What is this?

Must be miniscule at least!

I want my parrot, and and a and a irrational fear of please....

ha, ha, ha, ha, staying alive, ha, ha, ha, ha, staying aliveeeee.... gibber gibber gibber

Here is a cloned doormat.
*hands it over*

If you stand on it your feet won't get cold as you may have to wait for a UCT to arrive. I would welcome you if I could but I can't.

I wanna learn...
How to pretend to be self-absorbed, in order to be able to attract-arrogant women...


0+ : "What could possibly be more interesting to you, than paying attention to me?" she'd think.
Me: "... lizards..."
Oh-no_thing! I-mean, that lizards are ().
Too much rejection(s).

}WHAP!{

Thank you ever so much, takes door mat and stands on it...

oh no cloned embryonic fluid all over my feet and then trampled all over my nice clean carpets...what am I going to do I've just washed those.

argh bloody Einstein you're a disgrace go back inside and wash up before you come down for dinner.......there thats better now take a seat, and what can I be getting you today, I've just got some lovely Spam in...

Haven't you seen the blancmange episode where they try and win wimbledon by turning everyone into a scotsman?

(In a burst of self-deprecation) : "Hey! Look!! I'm a doormat. Stand on me!"

*Lies down on the ground*