h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ha ha i have dj in 100% wose places trust me

Why thank you sir please have another, on the house of course. Mind you i don't think that the lady () should have another as she is pretending to be a book end, propping up the end of the bar, tell you what give her this, she'll not know the difference , good to see you again by the way
Regards BN.

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INTERN yeh i know you have ive hurd about them. lol

dont be so cheeky you

im as soba as a judge trust me look i can walk in a straight line

Hey did you know the two hands are asking for a landlord/landlady thinking of aplying lol i would be good at it. well may be at drinking the profits

Hey did you see that, fantastic, a streaker and i didn't even have to pay .
Intern, if you are offering, i'm sure that we could come to some sort of arrangement, for a either in the bar, or i'll put your name forward for any bookings i get in the function room..
Now then (where's she gone, looks over bar towards floor) i still think that you have had too much, as for straight line, i don't think that falling over (again) counts, i meen fancy doing the dying fly to Queen, i ask you, tell you what, have this .
Regards BN.

oi you get me my usual or i will close you down and take over the joint my self

and that wasnt me dancing thats you you aint cleanded your glasses again so your seeing lol

there you go (she'll never know the difference, me thinks) please enjoy for you both as well when you are ready Intern.
Cleaning my glasses, whether i can see clearly or not what's that got to do with the price of , as long as these are clean, thats all that matters i believe.
Regards BN.

's inx2 plz

i cant see any of the smileys they have all shrunk so i think its lost the point in hand lol can you see them or is it my box again no daft coments any of you either

I told you that you have too much to drink
for the streaker, keep it up, at least its live entertainment, again i'm sure we could secure a deal for some of the functions, what!, you never know.
No i think this should be viewed in magnifying glass mode.

Regards BN.

in me

to much to drink my that dont answer me does it can you see the smileys on your screen if you can and i cant im coming round yours and swaping the boxes over why your at work in the morning hee hee

you definately had too much to drink, within the last message i posted, i did put that the screen must be read in magnifying mode
Now then lets start all over again for you and if Intern pops by for the man.
Now as for coming around mine, (read this as you wish) haven't you got your own box to play with .
as always BN.xxx

OI u cheeky ur getting worse in ur old age grandad hee hee.
oh yeh i just remembered your digie box is worse than mine lol
i know the is sitting not far from you or may be my lil pal ( L ) J kill him hun ( L ) kill him ur my bodygaurd remember lol

cos im in that sort of mood you know that lake up the rd???? Hows your swimming nowa days cos ur going for a dip with the ducks very loudly @u

good evening blue. i trust all is well? did you get down to the whole salers thismorn? i want to start serving hot n cold food in here can i leave you to deal with that>? hows things going hiring staff?
well im off for a while gonna count the days takings laters blue

Malo

Well i'm sure that as soon as the word has spread, we will be doing a little bit better than at present. Been trying to get some new staff in, but none suitable at the moment, also trying to line up some entertainment for the function room.
Hot and cold food hey, you'll be wanting topless maids next, are you sure you know which of your many clubs you are in, this isn't the pink pagoda or the blue oyster club, just leave it in my capable hands, i'm sure i will get it sorted.
regards BN.xxx

well if the advertizing works this place will be packed out, n as for the blueoyster your thinking of the club the awol owns lmao. why not hire that streeker that wa in last night she looks like she would do great here n pull the punters in, did you see the s on her topless maids? great idea make it so thanx for the must
Malo

Already put the offer out for the streaker, i may just have to pay a personal visit.

Glad that the was still to your high standards, take this one with you, just bring the back, next time you are passing.

Regards BN.

well see what you can do im sure she will pull the punters in
(takes n night blue catch ya tomoz
Malo

Oh i do hope that the 's return to normal after this message, has the been sabotaging me? no wonder i haven't heard from her, now i know. Saw, saw, chisel, sandaper, oh looky here, ive just got a few stakes, how handy.
Right then i shall catch you later young man, dont forget this, extra cold for you.
Regards BN.