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Welcome to the Lady's Rest Room,

For Your Comfort, These Toilets are checked every hour

malo

Tut tut tut Malo, the first thing i need to do is remove all these hidden cameras that you have installed, i really don't know why you put them in here, unless its for your other business (whoops i let that one slip didnt i)? Ok ladies it's now safe to come and use the facilities, cor if word got out about this

oi blue, if you wonna start n keep this job then just keep shtum ok lol

Malo
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Whats all that about then Malo? ireally don't know what you're on about (phew, i think i just scraped that one).
Now that you are here, top of the morning to you sir, come over to the bar waiting for you, least i can do for you given the time of day.
Regards .
Oooh silly me, i better just go check on the cellar

hello blue hope your not gonna spend all your morning breaks in here well dont let me hold you up from your work
Malo

Well lets be honest, ladies rest rooms are always better than blokes bogs, no fear of me being in here unless invited, far too much to do, lots more rooms to attend to as well you know.
So where's all the staff anyhow, i haven't seen any, or does this mean i have to employ some new ones .
I do have one question though, can you please explaing why you are frequenting this particular room again (very quickly looks for more hidden cameras - oh good i must of caught him before he puts some more in)?
Regards as always BN, come to the bar and i'll sort out a drink for you.

thought you knew i was leaving hiring staff to you n as for coing back in here i was looking for you. i know you like the womans rest room more than the gents i'll be along to the bar soon just gonna get to the celler n see if you sorted that out n got rid of the drunk who was pissing every where down there

Malo

Lets just say its a good job i did sort out the drunkard, he was just about to play fireman all over the barrels, i was in to minds to feed him to the .
I was only in the ladies rest room myself because the toilets were rammed with toilet tissue, well you know what the alleged fairer sex are like .
Right then i'll catch you later so enjoy yourself, regards BN.

well he once told me thats how he filled up the kegs in the folders arms, thank god i never drank in there so who you shur it was
tissue, n not the other sanatery things they use anyway lock up before you go my taxis here

malo

I would hope not, as i have arranged for the proper disposal bins for those, besides the tissue was a nice lilac colour.
Taxi's now, whats going on, where is your chaufer and stretch limo? i would have thought that a man of your calibre, could have it no other way, or are you trying to see how the other half live? .
I'm sure you don't have to remind me that i need to lock up, besides ive put the on nighttime survelance.
Regards BN.

chaufer and stretch limo are at the misses disposal today so im roughing it lmao, so you had a good look at the blockage to figur it was infact tolet tissue?
good thinking about putting the vamp on night watch
see ya soon got to busy busy busy bee is me

Malo

No probs ive got it all sorted out now, oh well nothing else to do in here i must go and check the bar.

Catch you later and the gents lav is next door, not that you dont already know this

Regards BN.

would be a good idea to cheek the bar blue. i mean after all you are the BAR MAN it beats me how i always find you in the ladies rest room lol

Malo

well lets be honest here, the ladies is the only place i can find you recently, that's why you locate me here?

Anyway whats this barman mallarky, have i already been demoted? I might just as well serve myself then <ale oh look express worthers for barmen only, now how did they appear.
BN.

blue wen i built the boars head i forgot to build myself an office, will have to build extension wen i get round to it in mean time this will be my makeshift office i would use the gents rest room but smells a bit in there n the floors always wet whers the flaming cleaners

Malo

Hi Malo, still working on the cleaners, i am fed up of wearing marigolds and cleaning up after all these 's.

This office of yours, would that be the secret room behind the stalls perchance?

Right then i shall catch you later regards BN.

well you look great in marigolds what secret room? whats this i have in my hand? looks like a p45,,, do you want it? now get out my office clean it wen im not here

Malo

P45 no you are ok, i will let you keep it, mind you i will gladly have a nice bonus .


I think someone doesn't like the fact i know where all the secrets are, could be something to do with obtaining the blue prints.

for and laters then yeah BN.

mem in the ladies

men i mean