h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

dont be shy, we wont look, mind you i wouldn't trust that head sorry i mean Malo.

when you are done i shall be in the bar, just let me know what you are drinking, and i'm sure i can accomodat you

Regards BN.

blue i think it's the fact you was in here that miss shy did a er lol. i was in the cubical doing my paper work somepaper work needs to be flushed but least said about that the better lmaopmp, hee hee well i'l let you get on with your perving i mean cleaning lmao
Malo

Oh hi there head, i didnt see you there, looking through that spy hole that you have placed on each and every cubical.

Besides that if you had noticed i had already gone back to the bar to serve the other thirsty people who want serving, so i guess it was just you and your imagination playing overtime.

Regards BN.

hello bottle. i was just wondering if you knew anything of the holes that have suddenly apeared in the cubicales of the ladies rest room?? at this rate no one will visit the boars head i was wondering why i always found you lurking in the ladies rest room n theese holes give me a very clear idea

well i'll have to get manda in to polllyfill the holes, can you stay in the bar s pls blue
this is gonna come out your <lol
Malo

You mean i actually get , the only money i see is in the tills and more importantly in that attache case of yours.

As for them holes, would you like me to run the film from them camersa, that has the symbol on them, i wonder what that symbol means, would you have any idea there Mr head, is that a rainbow on the top of that note book within your hands perchance.


Once more i have to leave you on your own down here, as i am being hailed to go and serve the customers.

Regards BN.

blue
never mind all that now it's not your concern but will tell you that i have a lil deal with the vatman SSHHH lol
right you get to work n i'll sort out the camara stuff i'll not tell anyone you was secretly filming there tolet habits it's bad for publicaty
see ya blue hahaha
Malo

Just been in the ladys room if your in need of a cleaner give me a shout got time on my hands this week lol
tilda x

Well hello there tilda1, now then here have this whilst we talk about business. I am sure that we can come to some sort of arrangement, were you thinkning full time, part time, or just on a casual basis? There are other areas within the pub that will need cleaning, besides that the odd drink after work is something of a tradition with the staff, myself included of course. Just be careful of that head/Mr Malo, i think he as some sort of scam on with man, i always wondered what happened to him.

Please let me know and we can start to talk about .

Regards BN.

Hi everyone I have just popped in to have a nap and freshen up.


kat

Please feel free, i shall be back in the bar if you need me, just watch out for that head Malo, he may be hiding behind one of the cubicals.

Regards BN.xxx

Hiya BN part time wud be great i could fit it in with other job. just give me a shout
tilda x

Hi Tilda i have a for you.... SHOUT sorry i just couldn't help myself.

Any time you wish, so hows about now? freebie for you as an appertiser.

Regards as always BN.xxx

Hiya BN
I will be there early in the morning lol. just tell me where you wont me to start.
tilda x

welcome aboard and here seems a decent place to start wouldnt you think, oh and if you can give heads office a clean as well, just dont look at any papers mind, also be careful in there i mean he even has man on his books.

If you could manage to get around each room it would be smashing, obviously the function room doesnt need as much attention as the toilets or the bar, but i'm not opposed to you setting up a rolling rota for them.

When you have finished cleaning just come back to the bar and will be waiting for you along with your pay pack, cant say fairer than that can i?

Regards BN.xxx

Thats great will make a start. just hope there,s no one hiding in the gents lol
anyway must get on got work to do
tilda x

in...

Well, looks more lively than the so called "function room"

Has a look around thinks *Never been in a Ladies restroom before, smells better than the guys... I wonder if they need a Restroom attendent? actually, by the looks of things, the manager AND barman are both vieing for that position... Hmm...*

hello ladies. get your sexy undies here all styles, wont get um ne cheaper anywhere else but frm ur friendly pub scally

Just to annoy Helelou2, who must be here in spirit () himself to the sink...

male all tied up hey, how do you fancy being hired for the function room, just go and have a word with honeypot01 as she is now in charge of the function room. Also a word of advice just be careful of that head, mind you the last i heard he has absconded abroad somewhere, as the inland revenue are hot on his heels.

OI scalley get out of here, i'll have none of that in this respectable establishment, thank you!!!

Regards BN.

slips his hands out of the loose (not that daft!) and makes his way to the function room, to see what's what...