A Conversation for The Boars Head

The Lady's Rest Room

Post 21

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - smiley dont be shy, we wont look, mind you i wouldn't trust that smiley - pumpkinhead smiley - erm sorry i mean Malo.

when you are done i shall be in the bar, just let me know what you are drinking, and i'm sure i can accomodat you

Regards BNsmiley - blue.


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 22

Researcher 224352

blue i think it's the fact you was in here that miss shy did a smiley - runer lol. i was in the cubical doing my paper worksmiley - smiley somepaper work needs to be flushed but least said about that the better lmaopmp, hee hee well i'l let you get on with your perving i mean cleaning lmaosmiley - smiley
Malo
smiley - rainbow


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 23

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - smiley Oh hi there smiley - pumpkinhead, i didnt see you there, looking through that spy hole that you have placed on each and every cubicalsmiley - winkeye.

Besides that if you had noticed i had already gone back to the bar to serve the other thirsty people who want serving, so i guess it was just you and your imagination playing overtime.smiley - nahnah

Regards BNsmiley - blue.


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 24

Researcher 224352

hello smiley - bluebottle. i was just wondering if you knew anything of the holes that have suddenly apeared in the cubicales of the ladies rest room?? smiley - sadface at this rate no one will visit the boars headsmiley - grr i was wondering why i always found you lurking in the ladies rest room n theese holes give me a very clear ideasmiley - grr

well i'll have to get manda in to polllyfill the holes, can you stay in the bar s pls bluesmiley - tit
this is gonna come out your smiley - 2cents<lol
Malo
smiley - rainbow


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 25

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - smiley You mean i actually get smiley - 2cents, the only money i see is in the tills and more importantly in that attache case of yours.

As for them holes, would you like me to run the film from them camersa, that has the smiley - rainbow symbol on them, i wonder what that symbol means, would you have any idea there Mr smiley - pumpkinhead, is that a rainbow on the top of that note book within your hands perchance.


Once more i have to leave you on your own down here, as i am being hailed to go and serve the customers.

Regards BNsmiley - blue.


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 26

Researcher 224352

bluesmiley - tit
never mind all that now it's not your concern but will tell you that i have a lil deal with the vatman SSHHH lolsmiley - smiley
right you get to work n i'll sort out the camara stuff i'll not tell anyone you was secretly filming there tolet habits it's bad for publicatysmiley - smiley
see ya bluesmiley - tit hahaha
Malo
smiley - rainbow


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 27

tilda1

Just been in the ladys room if your in need of a cleaner give me a shout got time on my hands this week lol
tilda x


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 28

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - smiley Well hello there tilda1, now then here smiley - stiffdrink have this whilst we talk about business. I am sure that we can come to some sort of arrangement, were you thinkning full time, part time, or just on a casual basis? There are other areas within the pub that will need cleaning, besides that the odd drink after work is something of a tradition with the staff, myself included of course. Just be careful of that smiley - pumpkinhead/Mr Malo, i think he as some sort of scam on with smiley - batman, i always wondered what happened to him.smiley - biggrin

Please let me know and we can start to talk about smiley - 2cents.

Regards BNsmiley - blue.


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Post 29

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Hi everyone I have just popped in to have a nap and freshen up.smiley - biggrin


kat


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 30

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - smiley Please feel free, i shall be back in the bar if you need me, just watch out for that smiley - pumpkinhead Malo, he may be hiding behind one of the cubicals.

Regards BNsmiley - blue.xxx


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 31

tilda1

Hiya BN part time wud be great i could fit it in with other job. just give me a shout
tilda x


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 32

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

Hi Tilda i have a for you.... SHOUTsmiley - laugh sorry i just couldn't help myself.

Any time you wish, so hows about now? smiley - stiffdrink freebie for you as an appertiser.

Regards as always BNsmiley - blue.xxx


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 33

tilda1

Hiya BN
I will be there early in the morning lol. just tell me where you wont me to start.
tilda x


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 34

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - smiley welcome aboard and here seems a decent place to start wouldnt you think, oh and if you can give smiley - pumpkinheads office a clean as well, just dont look at any papers mind, also be careful in there i mean he even has smiley - batman on his books.

If you could manage to get around each room it would be smashing, obviously the function room doesnt need as much attention as the toilets or the bar, but i'm not opposed to you setting up a rolling rota for them.

When you have finished cleaning just come back to the bar and smiley - stiffdrink will be waiting for you along with your pay pack, cant say fairer than that can i?

Regards BNsmiley - blue.xxx


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 35

tilda1

Thats great will make a start. just hope there,s no one hiding in the gents lol
anyway must get on got work to do
tilda x


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 36

Paendrag

in...

Well, looks more lively than the so called "function room"

Has a look around thinks *Never been in a Ladies restroom before, smells better than the guys... I wonder if they need a Restroom attendent? actually, by the looks of things, the manager AND barman are both vieing for that position... Hmm...*

smiley - dragon


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Post 37

pub scally

hello ladies.smiley - blush get your sexy undies here all styles, wont get um ne cheaper anywhere else but frm ur friendly pub scally smiley - biggrin


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 38

Paendrag

Just to annoy Helelou2, who must be here in spirit (smiley - smiley) smiley - dragonsmiley - handcuffs himself to the sink...


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 39

KNight BLUENOSELD, landlord and GOD of The Boars Head A1042534 United Friends Minister of Self Rigtheousness

smiley - wow male smiley - dragon all tied up hey, how do you fancy being hired for the function room, just go and have a word with honeypot01 as she is now in charge of the function room. Also a word of advice just be careful of that smiley - pumpkinhead, mind you the last i heard he has absconded abroad somewhere, as the inland revenue are hot on his heelssmiley - laugh.

OI scalley get out of here, i'll have none of that in this respectable establishment, thank you!!!

Regards BNsmiley - blue.


The Lady's Rest Room

Post 40

Paendrag

smiley - dragon slips his hands out of the loose smiley - handcuffs (not that daft!) and makes his way to the function room, to see what's what...


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