h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i just knew there was summat about you that i liked jonnyboy ,,the picture in email WOW!!!!!! ere lmfbopmp,,,ohhhh and yeah i was when i came in this hole did it show...? om i pissed now..?...hic hic,,,, om i high on life thats all...i blame the curry lmfbo

Wooh Neil it's not a pic of me, Dont start drooling over me. lol ppl will start to talk. Out of the in hundreds i sent that thats the only one she n you comments on. lol, Shes asked me to look for pics she can insult you with, but personely i think shes been on her own to much n my emails are the only thing shes got to passifie her lmaopmp,

Malo

Awol
did you take a wrong turn or something? this is the boar's head. The THE BLUE OYSTER is up the road enit? the vamp says you offten frequent that pub lmaopm

Malo

Oi!!!!!! jonnyboy i wunt even go there if i was u sunny,,,otherwise people are gunna find out that you where in THE BLUE OYSTER CLUB friday night IN DRAGG i'll keep it stum if you will ... by the way.. if your gunna fight dirty im gunna have to shoot the just a warning,,,..1 more thing b4 i fukcough....you know that yeah you do youve cybered her enough times,, think she's tryin t see who cums out with what,,im wonderin if this is her way of gettin her kicks off ere now,,you think with all the X-rated
pictures your sendin her she's messin with her thinkin its yours...lmfbopmp,,,tut tut hope you get the chance to delete this ,, Hey mucka,,,STOP! and think how low will awol go with his words ,,,well push the boat out and see... bye bye 4 now chuck.......you have been posted by the AWOL...





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still thinkin of your email
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm jonnyboy ,,lmfbopmp,,

hiya Neil, And a very good morning/afternoon to you. Was it you sliping 20p coins down my stockings in the BLUEOYSTER then? You tight get lmao, Hey i go drag to earn money, you go drag for your own kicks. lmao I heard about the yellow see through off the shoulder number you like wearing lmao. I must agree with you on the score though. Im sure she does get her kicks out of playing us off against each other, But hey, the tables on a swivle and can/will be turned on her if she sinks to low lmao. I thought her order for PORN would satisfie her perverted needs, but my god shes getting worse. She should take her batterys out of her keyboard n put them back in that buzzing toy she likes so much. Oh well im gonna go down the brewery now need some stock some guys been p!ssin in the celler i just finished building the bogs in this place aswell. Some ppl eh? catch you later. Wear that yellow number cos gaymale20 is droping by later so the says

see ya later.

Malo

not a family pub then ...and I was looking for a nice quiet place for lunch

JAB Hi yeh i wouldnt use this pub either its full of undesirables lol

..Angel..

Hiya mmmm I may have gotten off on the wrong foot by giving the cellar a 'wash'

Yep, guess this place is going to be 'liberal'

just make sure you order bottles of beer, I think the dishwasher has broken down, then again, she always did suffer from nerves

Jab lol you dont think i would risk takeing a drink in this place do you i want to live thanx. its a new pub but look at the state of it i think it was a make shift place just thrown together
Oh as for getting off on the wrong foot is it possible in such a undesirable pace ooppsss now ive put my foot in it why i get the chance lmaopmsl

AWOL + MALO!





YOU LYING PAIR OF SARCASTIC SH|TS! FORTUNATELY FOR YOU TRANNYS I CANT STOP NOW (BESIDES CANT TYPE THROUGH THE TEARS OF LAUGHTER, CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID ALL THAT YOU SH|T STIRRING ) I WILL BE BACK LATER WINKERS AND YOU'LL BE ON YOUR KNEES MALO WHERE YOU USUALLY ARE AND AWOL WELL YOU MIGHT DO YOURSELF AN INJURY DOWN THERE BUT YOU WILL PAY....











YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED YA PAIR OF ENGLISH BAR STEWARDS!!!

sorry cant say anything for hahahaha!!!!

morning toots hows you? bet your still hope you got over your speak soon have to that has the daggers out for me, i cant think why lmao@her

Malo





hiya vamp, you seem a lil pissed off, some one upset you? aint seen you so rattled before

oh did you like the emails i sent? your obsessions getting the better of you, i would seek help before....well you know what i mean.
well i'll be off now you blond irish catch ya later

hahahaha why you throwing your shoes at me? what did i do? it's that awol it's all down to him

malo

ill have u no malo that im not a en bum! lol congrats on becoming an ACE for u and me....hmmm on second thoughts ive had far too much lol ill just stick to juice for now!!!!
go have a look at my space!!!

good morning toots, and hows you you lil old you could of spent your money in the boares head at least lol, thanx for the just what i needed after becoming an <./>ACE</.>
wonder if i could get a knighthood? well i can dream cant i? so what you been up top besided getting n throwing up everywhere? anyway best be off it's early hours, was in bed early n just woke up so best i get going n try get back to
speak soon my lil cherry pie


Malo

i wondered where u had got to last night cos i never saw u on lol well ive not been up2 much...not after the weekend i had!!!! pmpl just been working away
did u get my email telling u about my phone then??

Haggis,
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psst! hey Haggis ya head lol yeah i heard all about it..he hasnt really been 'aced' hes typed it on the end of his name lol


Malo,
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english bar steward! thanks for the email but it'll take more than that to make it up to me! i want public appologies and public stick to what your good at i say cos humour obviously isnt your thing is it LOL

by the way i didnt know you did a turn in drag at the BLUE OYSTER? always thought you and Awol were clique ever since i seen you at the charity booth in the LD Arms! should of twigged by the tongues youd met before didnt even guess when you did a dance round your afterwards! well you live and learn


Awol,
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hiya hows you and your BF GayMale20? oh bugger i forgot you traded him in for the other fella didnt you so whats the name of your new fancy man?

dunno why your keeping him a secret..its not Malo is it?

i dont know your getting so secretive in your old age..dont be a all your life..if you have something to celebrate tell your friends..we're all friends here right?

a toast....to the happy couple and dont they make a handsome couple eh Haggis?
Haggis >
Moi >
Malo + Awol >

bloody nora u dont have go on an on n on n on ing spamming the chat stream!!!! lmfto yeah i had one hell of a weekend lol and it was damn good!!! and not one was in sight....not sober long enough for it to kick in pmpl
so whats all this about the blue oyster??? errrr mind ive missed out on a few days lol but yeah they dont have make a fine couple pmplmao xxxx

whoops! i was that close to clicking on the unsubscribe then dunno what happened think my keyboards possessed! it was jumping all over the place! (cursor not the keyboard lol)

who's spamming? forgot where i was for a 2nd though was just like the good old days in LD lol

you dont know about the BLUE OYSTER? well you have missed a few days then!..apparently Malo's been working there..doing a turn on the stage in drag for the money he says..and Awols also been seen in there with his new BF (dunno his name hes new on the scene cos he dumped GayMale20, hes keeping it under his hat but i think its Malo) its a gay club..it all fits..that tongueing in the LD Arms..that wasnt a charity between 2 strangers..nope those 2 are coming out and regular swingers now..good on them i say..i dont know any so its a bit wierd but hey whatever floats your boat

where are they tonight anyway? not that im complaing im enjoying them off cough ahem i mean the peace LMAO

i always knew there was something going on between malo and awol lol now we know the truth nothing but a pair of !!!! pmpl ill have to keep a look out for them in the blue oyster then lol me and u will have to go there in disguise good god woman no i will NOT dress up like the awol!!! pmpl do u want me to clear the club???
anyhoo im off to bed now...im knacked lol spk later xxxx

you can go there if ya like Haggis..but im not they could eat us alive lol

did you think there was something about them? funny cos i noticed a smell of on Malo the other night but he assured me it was his aftershave hmm????

oh well we'll discuss it more later night then Haggis,
take care