h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OI!!!!! whats this about this streaker??? is totty here not good enough to be lapdancer of the boars head no more??? humph!!!! we me...ill find somewhere else to dazzle the punters!!!! lmfto

OIIIIII yourself lassey, i still am yet to see you show us that rare talent you have, and now its not good enough for us hey Well you can have too much of a good thing, but how can you have too much of nothing? .
So is you in or not, and what of my offer of further work whilst its a bit slow?
as always BN.xxx

toots toots now dont get in a strop i'll give you till tuseday off n then i want you strutting your stuff in the function room, fill it up like only you can lmao

blue
sshhhhhhhh dont want her upset she wont work in the boars head otherwise she will settle down soon once shes got over her shyness
dont tell her but i have granada men n morors fillming on tuesday, have to make ends meet some how eh? lmao
Malo

hi tottybout streakin i was
nite all 's to pst sweet dreamz y'all

princess lilly
hiya i own this pub, you can streek in here any timewell as long as your over 18
night lilly
well

Malo

nice cushioned seats, think i'll catch me a quick , ooooh spinning lights - not good, ergh wheyyyyyyy groovey baby hic.

This might just help , much better now where was i Malo is that you, ooooh your head looks like a wicked, go on do it again
ouch, that damned , oh well as im on the deck, good night ....
BN.xxx

oooooooh we have another bar on hootoo......when did this one start?

Hi there, allow me, ive got some specail AB negs, now available on tap .

Regards BN.xxx

blue.. your again your drinking all my profits away
wen you sober up call me head again i might just give you a gift.. your p45 now serve the new vamp.. how come all the vamps hang around you

Malo

for the offer of a glass of AB neg but i think i'll pass and just have a

no problems there my dear coming right away, to go with it of course. Plese don't be shy to pop in anytime that you like and bring some friends if you wish to.
Oh and don't worry about head as he is usually in the cellar.

Would you care to choose something on the jukebox, Oh i just found a copy of Shaun Hutson's book 'victims' care to read it, i'm sure you will like it, mind you i am biased as he is my favourite author.

Regards BN.

hello there blue, just got out of the celler, some one locked it while i was down there
the dukebox plays nothing but robbie now

Malo

i would of let you out if i had known (thinks to oneself- how did he get out of there).

The jukebox takes a lot more albums than that, so i just rectified it again, the Red Hot Chilli Peppers back in no1 slot. (ha ha locks changed on it as well)

Regards BN.

over to hits him in the mush with a wet and off again

very loudly hahahaha

hello bluenose and malo

for the and i sure will do keep popping in from time to time as this looks like a fun place to be.

take care you 2 and bye for now.

something smells y here smoke me a kipper i'll be back for breakfast.

Cor i must be , two 's in one chat stream, i must slow down on the worthers or maybe water it down to increae profits, nah i cant do that it would be uncalled for.

and for the two 's, oh and for mr head.
Regards BN

it dont take much for you to get does it

not when it's decent no, ive only had a dozen with southern comfort chasers.

for you , so how does one find you tonight? all good i trust.

as always BN.xxx

i could do with a real one though
yeh im ok off soon though.
hows you and urs and the kids?? say hi to all for me..

..Angel..
xxx

yeah FEELing myself, a real and i'd be zonked out.

Well i shall leave the hello's until the morning (no, later in the morning), do you really think that i am brave enough to wake the , especially without a ?

as always BN.xxx

ps: i can sense that things are going to pick up a bit in here.