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sneaks out of the games room...

Looks around... "Umm, seems a little quite in here... Oh wait, listening back (how does one do that?) I hear that there is a lap dancer in the function room... obviously, that's where everyone is..."

to the function room to try to catch a glimpse of totty...

function room?? wait up i'll follow you wheres this lap dancer then

beat yo all hahahaha right who wants what?

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enjoy all

i'll take a

Mrhead, what are you doing here, quick get down stairs, it aint safe for you to be here, them inland revenue inspectors have been around again. Mind you they think that you have absconded abroad, come on follow me, ive dug a secret tunnel underground, oh dont forget this , ive got a bunker all set up for you, i was thinking of setting up a tap of carling in there for you, what do you think?

Regards BN.

blue. hello hows my head barman tonight? i have sorted out my tax now have opened a swiss bank account n destroyed loads of papers so no need to hide from the vat man anymore
see your face drop then, seems your gutted wonder why?? fill back in the tunnel you dug dont want any accedents do we now
a pint of the finest pls blue. bring it to my table, no actualy send one of the sexy barmaids over with it

Malo

Hey ok head, whatever you say, (secret no: for swiss account nicely tucked away for future use). I'll leave the tunnel if you dont mind, never know when it will come in useful.

I dont know about sexy barmaids, i think i will just send that male over with his .

Good to see you back Mr Malo enjoy yourself. Regards BN.

takes the over to

Why thank you i'm not sure that he deserves it mind.

Regards BN.

have one for yourself.

Good morning (well it is here), and for you, it may be a little early for you, but then again not... so enjoy.

How do you fancy turning your hand to a bit of bar work then? until the function room needs you of course. If you do just let know that i have put you on the books.

Regards BN.

Early for you, late for me...

Why not? Oh well, time to leave the other job... Oh well, back tomorrow...

afternoon can i have aplz

shouldve watched out for that squeeky floor board...now the boss and will no im sneaking about whilst skivin from me dancing!!!

wooops better before im caught!!!! lol

Good afternoon to one and all.
Hope this day finds you all well,and on top form

..Angel..

Hi there , got a new member of staff for you, Paendrag is now on the books, so please task him accordingly, and no stupid teasing please.
Cor Lilly has been waiting hours for a , there you go my dear, on the house because of the inconvienence.

CAN we have some staff that actually serve please!

Evening all please come to the bar and place your orders, as i am sure that we have something to accomodate you.

Regards BN.xxx

Evening ooo you mean we actually have a male member of staff now wooohooooo well apart from you old face ache

welcome to our establishment paendrag im sure you will soon find your way around the place.. saying that ive still only found two rooms

..Angel..

Hey dont you worry about the other rooms, the jobs that you do at the moment are enough to keep you busy Not to mention the job that you seem to be doing on the advertisement front.

for me please, i am just going off to my little hideaway and may or not be back later.

as always BN.xxx

Still love the new badge that you wear by the way.

Strolls in lights up and asks the barman for a pint of
"And how are you doing mate?"he asks smiling,
then wanders over to the jukebox and notices "wish you were" nestling amongst the other "pop"songs.
Selects tune and returns to bar and wonders if he turned off the heating and locked the door before he left!

ARtisan there you go i will lock up its ok


Now you have me worried. i will talk to you some more tomorrow about it..

I like my new badge too.

..Angel..
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