h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That will teach you for saying nasty things about your landlord, i didn't realise i had to employ a medic as well, OI popeye get over here and attend the wounded, hee hee.

More seriously are you OK?

So whats all this about foundations, they only start to shake when you are laughing.

as always BN.xxx

tiff
holds in hand <> A1042534 << as a link to the boars head, tell your mates this is a great place to hangout in, remember this could be yours for free
Malo

totty runs into the Boars Head, jumps on the nearest table and shouts.....

WHOS READY FOR A DANCE???

lmfto
right boss..i need a cos all this dancing malarky is thirsty work!!!!

in grabs a
Knocks it back and back to the BAR to get some more work done.
Well i can at least pretend..

Oi Toots I'll gyrate with you lmao

in...slides on to a table

COME ON PEOPLE, LIVEN UP...DANCE

ok ok what clever has broken one of my tables? who ever it was has taken to table top dancing whats wrong with lap dancing
Malo

*points*...it were Toots sir .

Can't do lap dancing...ain't got the right shape body for that one lol

well i just had words withh the toty bird n she clames it happened wen you jumped on the table blue will have to take it out of the tartan totty ones wages, as for you tiff you can do a spot of lap dancing to help replace the table YOU BOTH broke
have a practice i'll see if your good enough to start tonight will clear it with blue so see him
Malo

well you cheeky i knew that would make you laugh..
first i poked my self in the eye cos of you now im gonna tell everyone...


LISTEN ALL THAT IS DANGEROUS HE FETCHED BLOOD TO ME TODAY LITERALLY THE Bartender w you Fin gonna get everyone to beat ya up in my defence hahahaha

if i dont hear from you l8a i know the rat poison worked couldnt you taste it??
ooo your looking ill instead of looking your looking hahahhahah

wrong place I'll just take this back to The Bar

at Xain's body erm erm yeah see what you mean

jab. you can drink your where you like just dont get pissing down the celler again thats all i ask
Malo

feels much better now. hopefully can get my sanity back... If that is at all possible

Me in the cellar pssss narr could't do it.

The in here ain't bad but can we say p!$$ing?

evening all, hey jab there you go mate, enjoy at your leisure and i shall see if i can get you a lap dance.

ATTENTION ALL STAFF!!!

Right then i have some nice pay packs here, but with all the deformation of my character i dont know if i should pay out: i am open to suggestions (of the ing kind that is)


Regards BN.xxx

jab
well i think i got mixed up who used the celler to urinate in, it must of been Just Another Bloke
yeah the is great in here bit warm in the folders
Malo

Now then calm down dear, i no longer need the wharfarin in order to thin my blood thank you, so no need for any rat poison.
Furthermore no need to blame me for your bout of madness and attacking me, all i did was block your frenzied attacks, not my fault you cut yourself, i'll just call the for you, just as a caring boss like me would do hey?.

as always BN.xxx


Hey jab whilst you are here, i have a reputation of hiring anyone who strays in, and as you tend to make puddles in the cellar, how do you fancy a cleaner/cellarmans job? with competative rates of pay .

Regards BN.

i think whats needed round here is a for your head you daft
you get loonier every time i see ya you daft

its so peaceful here now your lot in bed now m went in the barth when you all went and straight to bed. i tidied up and now relaxing. so can i have my usual drink please with the nite off.

Would that be your usual or your usual night off.

I dont know, i come back along with and you want the night off, i'm sure that with all the staff we have (still not enough mind) we could arrange something. I do however have to point out, what is the point of me employing such a good bar manageress and then do the job myself, could you please explain.

as always BN.xxx

You cheeky friggin who runs the place in your absence when your slacking off hey????? yeh me you your getting to much of it.
as for wages you best give me treble that or im resigning from my post.. see how you cope then with out me hey??? yeh you couldnt could ya..
just remember who learned you how a pub should be run when i employed you in my pub not so long ago if you can remember that far back that is

One does wonder about you sometimes face ache

..Angel..
's XxX

Malo: I did not do it - true I was about to... But you managed to *ahem* point me in the right direction.

I dunno >NEARLY< make >ONE< mistake and marked for life LMAO

Yea the is colder here but the ing language is warmer under the colar.
Fk me it's bad .

No swearing back in the Fking Folders

Yea may be able to do a bit of good down below I'll have a loo later.