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hmmm i think hes lying when he says it was his aftershave lol i think the ur smelling is actually due to the fact that awol has left his mark on malos leg pmpl u no how men like to mark there terratory!!!


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hell what a pair of its all come as a shock 2 me..well i found out awhile ago about Awols fetish (you know the womans clothes/underwear) but im surprised at Malo..drag night down the BLUE OYSTER..what i wonder was Awol doing on Malo's leg? must be the way you said it..what a picture THAT conjures up! LOL pair fo whatever next? be turning this place into 1 of them cheap strip joints like they have in vegas..boys only club then you mark my words!!! lmao

hmmm well now u know why malos leg was all sticky lmaopmpl well theve both not posted on here for a while so they must be spending FAR too much time down the BLUE OYSTER eh!! tut tut were not good enough now theve got each other!! lol

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OMFG what the hell u got on awol??? mustard socks, yellow stilletos and a lime green mini skirt dont go sweet pmplmao tut tut ur fashion sense is ing pmpl how the hell did u manage to get into the blue oyster looking like that??? lol hmmmm u been giving out sexual favours again?? ooohhhh wait till i tell malo on u tut tut!!! lmftopmpl

Ek! This a very...errr...nice place! lol.

hiya shell, hows you today? fancy a lil i wont tell anyone your underage
need a bit of publicity to get this place going. you into advertising? lmao
anyhow, hows you this fine rainy day? you beento work today?

Malo

some one of the name said there was free drinks in this dump tonight im not sure i want the risk of being poisoned lol

i was a little bit busy lining all the freebies up, here take your pick, hold on just for you and .
Now then anybody else just help yourselves
whoops that was my one, hic, maybe just for the and not forgetting or .
Please enjoy BN.

you call this dump a pub i wait over 20 mins for a drink and what s**t do i get some blubbly can you explain your self to me i deserve better sevice. head barman in deed, a gorrila could run the place better hee hee get your act together or i wont use this dump again hahhahahhahah

gawd in my day when i had my pub it was better sevice faster service and the place was always full

Well what can i say "sevice" was different in them days, and most of your customers were kept happy by yours truely
So what wrong with my blubbly its was special just for you, consisting of and a dash of lime, most refreshing in my humble opinion .
and thats the real Smirnoff, not that cheep served not so long ago in another pub i used to work in. So hows your day gone my dearest . BN.

well in that case the drink sounds nice i will give it a try.

NO hold on there these glasses are disgusting theres lipstick on the rim change this glass now b4 i report you lol

yeh had a good day ta well say good nowt ant diff to usual bleeding cleaned the whole house out. looked nice to m came in and threw every thing all over the place..lol

..Angel..
xxx

Not trying to be less than polite maam, but any lipstick on those glasses, has come from your sweet lips (grins through gritted teeth, thinking got a right one on my hands here, my word even the colour matches, the things people do to get another freebie). Here you go, it wont happen again , please enjoy.
I do know what you mean by nice tidy houses, until certain people come home, bit of a pain that one.
BN.

ooo the glass sparkles takes a sip. gawd can tell you run this place single handed it tastes like soap lol
listen here dear landlord when u have been in the bizz as long as i have we know whats what...
im afraid to tell you im from the brewery and im closeing this establishment down as from now lmaaftopmsflrotff hahahah

Well if you are from the brewery, firstly can i see your id and secondly following on from your abbreviations, is that really the conduct of a professional woman..
So exactly have you been in the professional business then?
If you could just excuse me for awhile i believe that there is someone else that requires my attention.BN.

oi just close the doors actually its ok if you clean this dump up i may let you keep it open i have bought a guest with me i understand u know intern my other partner in crime plus hes your x boss lol sshhh

now usual for me and a for intern plz in clean sparkling glasses lol

Of course anything to please and for your accomplice, i do hope that you enjoy them. I have just bought an aerial view of St Andrews, the hallowed turf to put up in the games room.
Have you tried out the new jukebox yet, oh i guess that you have, but i still can't figure how you managed to get Blue playing, as i insisted that it not be put in., here throw that in and select some decent stuff, Red Hot Chilli Peppers is album no:1
BN.

nice pint brb

OI landlord first i advice you read this see im from the brewery so be nice or im closeing you down then intern and i will take over

as for the chillies the chillies
ive put some Queen on we all agree with that me thinks lol wheres your stafff then cant afford any can ya lol

intern nice of you to join me dear. a tip for you watch out make sure the glass is clean its a right dive here