h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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(rembering that the traditional way to spell "hiccup" is "hiccough", which I've also seen used in a remarkably original spelling of "potato")

The first person to write a totally incorrectly spelled sentence wins a smiley...

wel wot kan won sey two thatt.

one can sei, congatyoulaicheons! Heer's yer prise...

fanx yu eye wil treshur thatt fur eferr

Mi stoopid komputa krashed, eye mised thi prise

doant sea ow
yoo gayve mee won, ha nyse likkle smyli

eye wiyl hav two mayke mi ownn smieleigh

art tha finkin streyt owd beigh

mi heyd iz bigining two hert, theise rong spelings aah verie hahrd two reed

Aha... found it! sorrie, fownd it...

Ghoughphtheightteeau = potato

And you can't complain, Unconformity - you started it! I just fell in here from <./>Askh2g2</.> through a random hole in space-time and got stuck...

Hootoo loged mi owt

, however doz that spel potatoe?

Tru, eye startted this threed (and thi groop, with sum help) but how u get two this threed from <./>Askh2g2</.>?

ast bet thart surri fer stortin this ere thred arnt tha

"Gh" stands for P as in "hiccough"; "ough" stands for O as in "dough";
"phth" is T, as in "phthisis" (thiz wun's a bitte ov a fudje, sinss phthisis ain't reelly pronaunced with a "t" sound); "eigh" as in "neighbour"; "tte" as in "gazette" and finally "eau" as in "plateau".

Veri ahteephichul, butte that's besyde thav poynt

To get here, I followed a link to another thread that someone carelessly left lying around. I had a quick snoop round... and fifty posts later here I am. Hmm.

neigh i met ave a birr ova advantidge ere cos i con speyk wi a lanky acsunt cos i cum fro theer

thiz thorum iz en ingleesh teechars nigtmhare!

eet iz verry hared too mahk withowt eny redd penn

New-moan-ee-ah

sorry, wrong page

Loo draped a pollock

Vis ish to hart fur mee.