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Clever boy, wish I could stop having them, too . How do you manage it ? And I'll probably send you a irthday wish anyway - just on the wrong day

I'm alright, I'm in very early labour but have been since at least yesterday afternoon and am likely to be for some time yet . Currently the consensus is that baby's a boy, but we'll find out soon enough. The scan photo looks very much like PSG which supports that theory.

I'll add you to the list . You do have a birthday as well, though not until May

I know it's in May, one or two days before my friend's birthday. Do you know the exact date ?
You are in labour since yesterday afternoon ? I can see PSG rush you to hospital tonight

11th I think

I doubt it, I'm not in established labour yet, contractions are still mild and the doctor said they may carry on like this for days . At least I know they're doing something though

Sorry for the delay - family
Yes, I thought it was 11th, but wasn't sure. So that's two of us for 11th then, any more votes ?
Well, I guess the doctoe knows what (s)he's talking about. I recall having got magnesium for a while.

Darn it, missed Unc.

Thanks for adding me to the list, and THANKS for reminding me i do have birthdays.

Best wishes my old friend.

I was seen by a doctor, midwife, consultant and nurse on Monday and the general conclusion was that baby is in no hurry. The consultant said I must have had children before, but I'm sure I would have noticed .

PSG's been complaining that his next birthday is approaching for months, and it's not until June

Well i've checked the backlog Unc, and you don't appear to have mentioned having a previous baby, but i did find two nights where you'd had quite a few , so who knows?


Birthdays,isn't it funny how we used to look forward to them, now we hide behind the couch dreading their arrival.

I've just realized that comment also applies to relations.

How true, I'm really fed up with my family at the moment All of them, started with the m-i-l, over to hubby and ends with the boys
Don't worry Unc, it doesn't have to be like this, though. And I'll forgive the boys soon

My lot have all gone loopy, i think it was having a shower round their grans, change of water and that.

Half of my family has always been, and the oys have been infected. The result was that I didn't have internet for the whole day

Boo

Blimmey, it's dusty here
*gets out feather duster and broom and starts a spring cleaning*

Aaaaaattttttccccchhhhhhhoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!




*tucks handkerchief back up cuff*

So someone told me that this was a rather exclusive establishment...

*looks around!*

Hhhmmm!! Very exclusive. Just me and thee. Looks like the alcohol has evaporated and the milk's gone off.

*digs out hip flask and settles down after flicking the off the stool.*

Fancy a swig?

- you know, we have the magic food dispenser where we can dial up anything we want - saves me lots of hassle when it works properly
*dials up two and and offers them to MMF *

Thank you. I don't mind if I do...

So what is with the modern technology?

But does it do the washing-up?

Good BTW, especiallyu with the English Mustard

The washing up ? No, that's what we have Gordon for - he lives from all the leftovers, crumbs etc, he'll be very happy to once again get some food.

>>Gordon for - he lives from all the leftovers, crumbs etc<<

A corporeal

Now that is novel... Saves on the vacuuming then?

>>Saves on the vacuuming then?<<

Uuumpf - not exactly, we usually just hide it all under the carpet Gordon prefers the machine itself.

I did wonder why the carpet was a bit lumpy.

*rubs left shin after having tripped over a big lump in the Welcome Rug*

Is that also why there is a flourescent glow coming from that cupboard door? And is it a sexual preference? or purely electric?

BTW, could I have one of those marvellous (german-meet) PGGB's that you do so well.

Gets very ... ... in here when you are by yourself and all the lights are out, except for that green flourescent glow coming from that cupboard door. Kinda makes me feel I am being ... oh well I'll just have another PGGB to keep me company... Why couldn't I be ZB the second, as at least I could talk to myself

*Settles down for a long wait *