h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whenever you're back, I would really loooove to join this fine society.

I am hereby applying to the vacant position as Cleaner (of the remote and dusty corners of Time)


As you (TIme Traveller) are said to be an experienced time traveller, it is quite peculiar that you spend so much time away from your duties...

Can I be the guy that scrubs the floors? I could be 'Fifty-four, Time Scrubber'

arrietty42

(I hit a universally random button just as I was finishing my first response...that is eiher lost in time or space...not sure - so pardon if this ends up a duplicate...

I would like to join as Chief Muddler, Tester of Mobius Strips, Tesseracts, Tesla Coils and other Mutlidimensional, Unexplained and Confusing Things.

My husband tells me that muddling is one of the signs (afflictions) of genius. First comes the long, long time of muddling and then (maybe, just maybe) that eureka moment. Never can tell. Sometimes it leads absolutely nowhere; then again maybe is goes to some other time...hmmm....

And by tester, I mostly mean that I may play with them, find pictures or otherwise explore them, loving both art and science.

(I also use ... and - in a lot of inappropriate places - indicating pauses and quiet moments. Please excuse it.)

Alpha_Cygni here!

I'd like to be Tender of Forgotten Moments.

I just booked a Suite over at the Hitchhiker's Hotel facing the Park (with frog.) If I'm not in this time, I'll leave the key under the mat and feel free to use it. Suite 42.

Era- or Reis- here.

I think I would make a very good 'Keeper of Things that are Impossibly Old'

Though you may disagree

I would like to join. I will be Finder of Lost Time and Assitant Philosopher. Thanks for your time.........muhaha

Luna

lurking on his pipe
"Glad, I can use some assistance "

So can you tell me why no one is here to see us? Are they all time travelling?

I am starting a hunt in the other realms of time for DNA and seeking to retrieve him so I can't wait about all day and week!

I want to go looking.

I will go looking.

I was travelling in time before I came here!

But why is no one here?

Traveller in Time searching the society pages
"Our ---<<>>--- is sometimes updating the 'Membership Role'.

Just remember time is on our side. do not push it, mold it "

Well I just stuck it on a copper Mobius strip and sent out a call. We'll see if that has any benefit.

Maybe we could post a sign that says that no one is actually here.

Well, I think I'll catch a comet tail and see what happens.

I just got back from a rather long time travel trip. Seems I overshot a bit... whats going on now? am I still .... um ... Assistant Vice Chairman I think it was?
Nerd42

Well wakey wakey anyone...

Add the new travelers.

And should you need a rest between trips, I have booked a permanent Suite at the Hitchhikers Hotel: Suite 42 (with frog.) It is under my alter ego name (and Time Travelling it is sometimes required): Alpha_Cygni.

Put your things anywhere there and be at home. There are five beds, a great and fully stocked kitchen, all comforts and a chest with play dress-up thingies. I've started a thread there. The key is under the mat.

Who know when any of us will be anywhere right?

or anywhen.
Nerd42

Tru.dat

Hi. I would like to join up with your group of time travelers. Usually, I don't have any clue where I am at, but I know I am making good time. I would like the job of Guardian of the Time Line Continuam Paradox {keeping people from killing their grandfather's or even worse accidently hooking up with great-grandmother}
Vortex U1544407

Hello. I would like to join your society. I thought I might be Master and Commander of the Far Side of Time.
If that is okay with the person who: has, is and will make the decisions.
Temporal Grammer is fun
If I can't be the first thing, can I be Head Temporal Secretray then?

Thank You

If time is infinite, how can it have sides?

Air Vice Marshal X

time is an illusion

lunch time doubly so,

which is a good call for me to treck off and shop

Time certainly is an illusion. It is supposed to go on forever and ever, yet people seem to try and regulate the distance of time through scehdules.

Air Vice Marshal X