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[...] Started conversation Apr 13, 2003
The place of banter, coffee drinking and food consumption... Big room; many tables; comfy chairs...
In the corner is the food preparation area- the kitchen... where Oberon (ship's chef) presumably works...
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[...] Posted Apr 14, 2003
*arrives from EE quarters.. whips out a vacuum cleaner a begins walking up and down the gaps between the tables*
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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted Apr 14, 2003
Today... 
Take a piece, but not too much.
Oberon2001
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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted Apr 14, 2003
And what would sir like?
We have a very nice... 
... soemthing that *isn't* space weevil (well, we're pretty sure it isn't)
Oberon2001
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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted Apr 15, 2003
Are you *sure* you want the Weevil?
There is some left...
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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted Apr 15, 2003
Sure!
*cuts off piece of weevil meat, sticks it in leftover cake and hands it to EE*
Bon Appetit!
Oberon2001
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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted Apr 15, 2003
err.... erm....
*reads through various medical handouts*
fire, floods, shape-changing monsters, argh! Nothing about space weevils!
Get thee to the Medibay!
Oberon2001
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 15, 2003
Hi, can i have something really tasty and gruesome (preferably oozing) that goes well with a raging hangover please? and 
quietly?
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Oberon2001 (Scout) Posted Apr 15, 2003
Hmm... Tasty, gruesome and oozing that's good for a hangover...
Ah! I have just the thing!
How does a fried egg chilli chutney sandwich sound? (it's a state-of-the-art sarnie)
Oberon2001
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 15, 2003
would that be a tripple egg one?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 15, 2003
Bring it on!
(no space weevil though - too crunchy)
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 16, 2003
Great, thanks Chef,
should the bread be dissolving like that?
*has one bite and decides hangover is cured already*
*
s back to cabin to lie down before the world goes upside down again*
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