h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I've come to visit you sir, I need to speak with you privately about a matter of some urgency

And I'm just nosy.

*Starts rummaging through Jacks things.*

A matter of urgency! *spits* Like what, somebody tried to have fun?

*glares at GB* Leave my things alone! they're organised perfectly by color and date you know!

I'm just peeking.

*Starts stealing Jacks things.*

Hey, Now put those back! Listen, I'll write a complaint out! Now last chance- right , thats it! *starts writing out complaint* *reads as he writes* stealing property from another officer- There, now you'll be sorry!

*wakes up, and seeing everybody gone takes his chance to peer out the door into the quiet corridoor*

*Sneaks out from behind door and steals Jacks TV.*

*Is completely surprised that he not only has a TV, but its just been stolen*

What the...... Right! *takes out notepad* *talks as he writes* Now..... two... counts..... of.... theft..... from ..... a..... fellows...... officer! Ha! Oh you wait sunny jim, you wait till ACE sees this, Ha!

*leaves with a glare towards Gb*

*re-enters*

and dont you steal anything while I'm gone!

*leaves again*

*waits*

*Stands around, non-chalently.*

*walks back in with an ominius grin*

*checks the cabin then walks out grinning again*

*Continues to do nothing.*