A Conversation for Starbug 2

The cockpit

Post 1

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*the blue midget takes off infront of them*
AFTER HIM!!!


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Post 2

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*points to the bridge*
There he is, how do we get him?


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Post 3

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*straps on winged sandals*

I'll get him!

Follow me!

*chucks him some winged sandals*

*fly / runs off*


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Post 4

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*flies off*


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Post 5

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*advances on gito*


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Post 6

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*hex bolts*
(I dont give a damn about what you say)


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Post 7

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

*Colonel jumps out and fries Liserette with laser cannon*


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Post 8

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

*Listerette doesnt believe in Colonel and shots him back. Then she grabs Rimmer, launches the Starbug with the Colonel on it into deep space with no controls and they fly off. Listerette goes and sleeps*


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Post 9

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

*returns to Red dwarf*
Bye-bye colonel, at least we got to try the new starbug.


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Post 10

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

*Colonel pops out of existance* NARFING WELL GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!


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Post 11

[...]

smiley - bubblysmiley - ale


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Post 12

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Good job boys. *notices bleeding wounds*. Ah well. Now, off to the disco for a partay. *looks back at wounds* Maybe after the MEdiBay.


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Post 13

Oberon2001 (Scout)

*Sits down as co-pilot and looks at all the pretty buttons*
Are we ready to fly Listerette?
Oberon2001


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Post 14

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

We're not ready. I've got ot go and get weapons.


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Post 15

Commander Xerxes Thamian Meridian

Ok, we can go now.


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Post 16

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Sure, sure... *will not be online tomorrow, so just assume I am flying perfectly and just being very quiet*


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Post 17

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Right, now let's go!
*powers up all the enginesand systems*
Krtyen come here! You can steer this thing right?


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Post 18

[...]


*vid screen*

Sir I'm on the Bridge and yes I can fly the Bug... I did pass my pilots' test...


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Post 19

Ace Rimmer [pretending]

Good, now fix the whole "Thing" thing and come down here with the rest of the crew!


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Post 20

Lou, (Listy) Not around too much, don't be offended if I don't reply.. I'LL TRY!

Hey, I thought I was pilot?


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