h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Jade: What am I doing here? I am existing, I think... *stifles a laugh* Space suit? Erm. heh... I think going down to the surface would be a good idea though. I fight better in close combat. All this flying about in space nonsense really isn't "me," you know?

[Commander Nez-Pierce] A space suit would be recomended, there is no atmosphere on the planet. We have a wide variety of full mobility lightly armered space suits at our disposal, surely one of them fits you. After suiting up you can procede to the our Star Gate at your lesiure and then poof, you'll be on the planet.

[Sensor Officer]Sir, I don't think the ground forces can handle the Yuuzhan Vong request to drop the soldiers.

[Craxus]Request granted, I am as well going down in Tallgeese IV to help.

*Craxus looks at his XO.*

[Craxus]You have the bridge, take care of my girl.

[XO]Sir, YES SIR!

*A couple of Drop ships launch off as, Craxus in his Tallgeese IV also drops with the ships.*

You may wish to take a Mobile suit (with Craxus' permission, of course) as they are much more powerful.

*The Outlaw Star flies up but the mobile dolls are destroyed. Commences attack on the Dovin Basals.*

*The Dovin Basals project their singularities between themselves and the Outlaw Star, which results in the gunfire being absorbed. Several plasma cannon batteries fire at the Outlaw Star in return*

*Several squadrons of coral skippers fly into the dropship formation and start shooting at them with volcano and plasma cannons*

*a cloud appeared to be advancing from the distance. on radar it would look like a school of fish or a clump of seaweed. in reality it is 400 deathgliders launched from the two pyramid ships that have decloaked 7000km from the planet. they are holding position and seem quite content to watch the fight that is about to happen.
the forward squadron of fighters closes fast and opens fire on the SGC units with ion blasts(they have been modded). the second squadron looks different, they appear to have a seperate gun turret on their undercarriage.*

x902561896531039865.7 *Flies to first pyramid ship and lets loose with a leach missile.*

leach missile?

A leach missile will penetrate your force field and drain all power for ten seconds.

*A detatchment of destroyers breaks off from the main group and begins to engage the Goa'uld ships firing ion cannons (which also penetrate shields and drain power, in their case until the equipment is replaced because the stuff effected gets all its circuites fused)*

*The surface batteries and orbital squadrons continue to shoot as much as they possibly can*

*The Outlaw Star fires several nuclear missiles at the gou'uld mothership.*

*The destroyer task force opens fire on the Goa'uld mother ships and the rest of the fleet blocks the Vong fire with shields and returns fire*

*at the risk of tearing continuity to shreads, Jade dissapears off the deck of HDS's ship and is transported instantly to the Ilmare, where she stands on the bridge looking generally fitful and chewing on her left thumbnail*

Jade: Get HDS on-screen...

100-series realian 242: Ri' aweh me'm.

[Commander Nez-Peirce] Our Emperor isn't here right now, He has givin me command of this modest task force to deal with this problem. Can I help you?

Jade: *her face crackles slightly with static on the screen* You might be able to, as you have been left in command. I wish to know what my next course of action ought to be.

[Commander Nez-Pierce]: Right now we're trying to blow up that world ship down on the surface, the one that keeps shooting at us, but I wasn't givin any super weapons and those tend to make fights less fun anyway so we need help blowing that worldship up. There's some commando units on the surface by the star gate, they are trying to blow the ship up too.

*Breaks off his attack and fires an antimatter cannon at the dovin basal yokemajigger.*

*The starship Asgard, follows the attack run of Hussassan's Outlaw Star, and fires a load of missiles at the same target.*