h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*The frigate in front fo the Outlaw Star dissintigrates under the fire, several others take some dmaage but the main cruiser formation is still un harmed, all ships return fire with turbolaser and ion cannon fire*

...You don't know much about KOS-MOS, do ye? Hehehehe... no need for space suits here... Realians dun need space suits... Nor do androids. hehehehehe...

HDS They had to be smuggled so the opposition do not find out as they do everything covertly. They had to be sure that the enemy had come aboard without anyone knowing.

So here are all the Bonds, Bodie and Doyle, the SAS, SBS, other exciting specialists covert forces, and any exciting spies to report for duty.

kat

Also the Rebel Alliance and Rogue squadron are here to help.

kat

*The World ship continues firing at the orbital enemies*

*sighs, posttions herself in front of the Yuuzhan Vong warship, puts up a defensive guard command (meaning she will not act for at least one more post.)*

*Flies the Outlaw Star in behind the world ship, releases five Mobile Dolls, then they and the Outlaw Star open fire with vulcan and anti-matter cannons respectively.*

[Shields Officer]Sir, our goa'uld shield is still operational but this continuous fire is going to be bad.

[Craxus]Right then launch all our ships.

*The starship Asgard sends out all the mobile suits, patrol fighters, repair drones, fighters, and bombers.*

[Craxus] lets try something first.

*Craxus orders to use of two nova, naquada tipped missiles.*

*The two missiles go flying with many decoys, all the missiles have the same signitures.*

*In the process, the Starship Asgard fires its weapons full load.*

No superweapons! by anyone! It totaly ruins it, as I have found out the hard way

But your using a super weapon

I have cruisers, destroyers, non-superweapon ships. where is this magical superweapon of mine that magically appeared w/out my knowing it eh?

We are not using supre weapons either.

*The World ship targets many guns at the fighters/bombers/mobile suits while still shooting lots at the capital ships*

...But I had a guard command up. What can I do now, hit them with X-Scythe? I think not! I was gonna use my abdominal ether cannon... ...And dammit I ought to be allowed at least one bloody superweapon 'cause I'm not even in abloody ship. Oh well.

*Her eyes begin to glow blue (as they tend to do at times like this,) but she reinstates the guard command.*

Mostly for the sake of continuity...

What are you talking about?

*The mighty Yuuzhan Vong forces continue to shoot*

HDS... darling... *sighs* Buy Xenosaga. Then you will understand...

*teleports onto the bridge of HDS's ship*

Now that I understand

*One of the heavy frigates takes some damage to the hull, all forces maintain maximum firing ratings*

*looking generally confused and/or out of her element.*

...Can I help with anything then...?

~Bridge of fleet command ship Galantos~

*Commander Nez-Pierce turns in his chair and was about to go to the bath room when he spots Jade appearing on his bridge*

[Commander Nez-Pierce]..... What are you doing here?

[Commander Nez-Pierce] would you like to take a gunship out there to shoot some stuff? Or go down to the planet's sruface in a space suit or something to attack their army?