h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The orbit is unclutterd, the planet around which said orbit exists is a rather important toe hold for the Yuuzhan Vong Forces. Orbit is a rather expensive option for pushing the Yuuzhan Vong from the galaxy, but one of only two expensive options

*The Outlaw Star again tears out of the sub-ether and fires leach missiles.* DIE, YUUZHAN VONG BAS*****.

what do those do? Oh, and to be fare, I should warn you, the defenses here are ultra-strong, like fleet stopping strong, so you'll need some help in putting a dent in 'em,

*a few of the thousands of of dovin basals suck the missiles into mini-black holes, a large patch of plasma cannons begins firing salvo after salvo (for those who don't know what that means, its all guns in the particular group firing at once) of plasma at the Outlaw Star.*

OK, a leach missile is a missile specifically designed to pass through any form of force field at all, and will then drain the ship of al power for ten seconds.

*The Outlaw Star is fit in the side by the plasma. No serious damage, but it will be unable to fly through atmosphere until it gets repaired.*

I meant to say it was hit in the side.

I meant to say it was hit in the side.

*A small task force of UII ships jumps out of hyperspace. A frigate moves to help the Outlaw Star and the rest move towards maximum weapons range and begin bombarding the landed world ship.*

[Commander Nez-Piere] Attention Seargent Hussassan, do you need assistance?

[stat reading ensign] What the are these things any way?

*Out of Sliph Stream comes the starship Asgard. This massively 5 mile long ship flys next to the Outlaw Star.*

[Craxus]Detaching repair drones on the Outlaw Star.

*The starship Asgard gives some defensive measures for the Outlaw Star and fires quad arrays, phasers, goa'uld chain cannosn, goa'uld blast lances, and missiles of all kinds at the Yuuzhan Vong.*

Jedi Girl midi-chlorian it fast increasing, so much she exceeds the midi chlorian count of all the Skywalkers and their children as well as Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda.

Gets into one of these little fighter ships and goes for it. Firing at the Yuuzhan Vong by using the Force. I am threatening them with a visit from the coffee morning/evening addicts





kat

Jedi Girl midi-chlorian it fast increasing, so much she exceeds the midi chlorian count of all the Skywalkers and their children as well as Obi-Wan Kenobi and Yoda.

Gets into one of these little fighter ships and goes for it. Firing at the Yuuzhan Vong by using the Force. I am threatening them with a visit from the coffee morning/evening addicts





kat

*The World Ship now opens up with all of its millions of plasma cannons, wave after wave of 300 kilometer wide disks of plasma leap from the planet to the ships above. The Dovine Basals pick off the energy directed at it as no missiles survive the massive salvos of plasma and volcano cannon fire.*

It was this difficult in the book to, and no superweapons were used to counter this threat, there fore, none will be used here either.

btw: the Force can't directly influence the Yuuzhan Vong in any way, but creative ways can be found to use it indirectly

*The shields on the frigate blocking for the Outlaw Star hold, but barely. The rest of the fleet fares as well or better. The main battle cruiser suffers no great loss from its shields. All the ships fire as rapidly as possible at the landed enemy ship and the bomber squadrons drop into low orbit for a bombing run.*

*The dovin basals easily absorb the fire from the UII fleet and the others, but the bombers manage to destroy some of the plasma/volcano cannons and some of the dovin basals. They return fire at the bombers and enemy ships with even more fury.*

*The shields on the frigate infront of the Outlaw Star fail and the hull takes some damage, a few of the other ships are also damaged, but the main cruiser formation is still undamaged, as are most of the heavy destroyers. The bomber squadron takes massive damage and only a few heavily damaged ships return to their mother ships. All ships continue firing.

*Pulls a KOS-MOS and teleports herself out onto the battle... well, starfield. She rolls her eyes and activates a pale blue Force shield around her.*

are you in a space suit or something?

Jedi Girl smuggles James Bond androids, Bodie and Doyle androids, SAS/SBS androids, and all the other specialist Forces androids aboard the mother ship to cause havoc and to act as a decoy.


kat

on one of my ships? I should hope not. We're the good guys!

*The World Ship continues firing salvo after salvo from its million+ guns*