A Conversation for Toilet Roll - Over, Under or Not at All?
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Uncle Ghengis Started conversation Mar 26, 2003
An important maxim for daily life...
"Before sitting down - check for trolls!"
(T.Rolls - obviously it's important to establish the availablility of toilet paper before you need it - rather than the absence of monsters of scandinavian myth - if you find one of those I suggest you use a different toilet - and get that lock fixed.)
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Sleeter Posted Mar 26, 2003
There could be *trolls* in my toilet?!?! 
OMG! And I don't have a lock on my toilet!
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MaW Posted Mar 26, 2003
Don't worry about trolls... having to scuttle around looking for loo roll in a public place *after* you've gone is something worthy of nightmares.
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Sleeter Posted Mar 26, 2003
Well, I never use public facilities to do anything which would require the use of paper, so the lack there of isn't a problem. The issue of trolls however is very pressing!
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Uncle Ghengis Posted Mar 26, 2003
Well, I'm sorry if I've caused some sense of alarm! But I stand by the advice. (And no, I've never actually met a troll in my toilet at all)
Of course, all this comes from using the abbreviation "T.rolls" on my shopping list - right next to "Fairy" 
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Synthetic Jesso (I'm not real) Posted Apr 1, 2003
What does Fairy stand for?
I'm lost...
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Uncle Ghengis Posted Apr 1, 2003
Fairy is of course "Fairy Liquid" - the UK's leading brand of washing-up liquid (for those whose dishwasher has broken down!)
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Sleeter Posted Apr 1, 2003
Fairy Liquid, a popular brand of washing up liquid in the UK... at least that's what I assumed.
*still checking for trolls*
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Synthetic Jesso (I'm not real) Posted Apr 2, 2003
Ahhh, I see. Thanks for clearing that up.
Man, I want some of that detergent now... all we've got is "Dawn", how boring...
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- 1: Uncle Ghengis (Mar 26, 2003)
- 2: Sleeter (Mar 26, 2003)
- 3: MaW (Mar 26, 2003)
- 4: Sleeter (Mar 26, 2003)
- 5: Uncle Ghengis (Mar 26, 2003)
- 6: McKay The Disorganised (Mar 28, 2003)
- 7: Synthetic Jesso (I'm not real) (Apr 1, 2003)
- 8: Uncle Ghengis (Apr 1, 2003)
- 9: Sleeter (Apr 1, 2003)
- 10: Synthetic Jesso (I'm not real) (Apr 2, 2003)
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