Current Quotes and Leaderboard

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31/12/2012: QotD: send them in while they're hot. - Geggs

30/12/2012: My parents have always reckoned I was born in the cheese section. When I was about four I hit my head and was taken to the Lister where they hid behind a wall and fired x-rays at me. - benjaminpmoore

29/12/2012: I remember the queues to have a ride when the first escalator came to the Island in 1996... - Bluebottle

28/12/2012: I am firmly of the view that I ... should be allocated a small cattle prod ... in order to punish people for particular transgressions, including but not limited to wearing their trousers around their bum and walking incredibly slowly in front of other people. - Elentari

27/12/2012: There are fewer and fewer things that human beings can conquer these days but the drive to go further and better still exists...it is these brave/mad/intelligent people that have done things to allow the rest of us to have easier lives. - Alfster

26/12/2012: Ah yes, I remember the caterpillar invasion well... - Bluebottle

25/12/2012: But great for hanging off your nose at work and pretending that you didn't know it was there. - Pink Paisley

24/12/2012: Looks like we're in for an exciting week! The Harfords at number 28 have moved the rotary Wankel engine to the front garden! - The Groob

23/12/2012: I wonder if there's a Cleethorpes on Titan. Just imagine the view - Galaxy Babe

22/12/2012: Worst. Apocalypse. Everrrrrr. - Beatrice

21/12/2012: I'm part of a uni assassins group where you need to kill each other nonlethally - Nosebagbadger

20/12/2012: We, as a society, must be willing to listen, willing to take care of each other, to look for signs of pain, sorrow, suffering in those around us and to give them space and safety in which to talk honestly and without fear about their suffering. - benjaminpmoore

19/12/2012: I can imagine getting home, and when my wife asks me what I'm doing, and replying that I'm reading a book to discover whether Billie Piper's bikini is fur or leather probably wouldn't go down too well... - Bluebottle

18/12/2012: It's a Paddington Bear of a post - Pastey

17/12/2012: I'd give my right arm for an extra limb! - Beatrice

16/12/2012: I have been forced, lately, to watch daytime TV. This is a hidden terror involved with incapacity and an extra spur to getting one's health back. - AgProv2

15/12/2012: Apparently, grandma has taught the girls ALL the basic skills: cooking, sewing, and firearms management. - Dmitri Gheorgheni

13/12/2012: ...there's a woeful scarcity of songs about improving the civic infrastructure! - KB

12/12/2012: When I first saw the title of this thread, on my PS, I thought 'must be a 2legs journal'... then I realised I was 2legs, and it can't have been mine. - 2legs

11/12/2012: Perhaps it should be renamed to "QotITP" - Baron Grim

16/10/2012: Is it too late for me to join the Luddite Society? - paulh

15/10/2012: ...a Spanish friend of mine who bit into her first mince pie, and was disgusted to find that the contents was not minced meat, but sweet mincemeat! - Just Bob

12/10/2012: Burn it and wow, you've really done some entropy increase all those carbon, oxygen and hydrogen atoms, distributed around the neighbourhood. - Orcus

11/10/2012: I just bought an eclectic blanket.


I blame predictive text. - Icy North

02/10/2012: Whatever you do, never mix red wine and Jägermeister - Titania