h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So the way to prove it would be to throw the brick at the bird? Then if the window breaks, we'll know it is caused by the birdsong.

Possibly. I can't rember the orgininal analogy now. It matters not.

That's a relief! I didn't think we were getting very far!

Or maybe throwing the cheese at the bird would have the desired effect... but then again that'd be a waste of cheese! Hmmm... hum hum hum sha lala lala... ooh! I know! Throw the cheese at the bird and eat the brick. Mmm... concrete!!

Hmmm, cheese...

Throw the bird at the cheese, break the brick, and the window flies away...

... and then proceed to throw birds at the window until it drops out of the sky. Eat the window and feed the brick to the cheese. Methinks I'm going mad, or maybe it's just a hangover!

Could well be both...

Feed windows to the brick until the cheese begins to fly, pull the bird, brick the cheese, put the window in your flies, bless the saying, pass and eat out...

Or something like that...

I think I've been on the gin again... Only I haven't!

I possibly have the unique ability to get high on cheese... it was my 18th birthday party yesterday and someone gave me a huge slab of cheddar! Today I felt too wretchedly hungover to eat anything except cheese - but hey, everyone has the right to get thoroughly zlaarted on their birthday. At least I didn't do anything TOO disgraceful... that's if you don't count reinacting the Tatu video with one of your best mates, teasing a minger who fancies both yourself and her and then rounding off the evening by announcing some of your ex boyfriend's very personal and embarrassing inadequacies to everyone as disgraceful!

So, marry the bird, have a scandalous affair with the window much to the brick's disgust, fight the brick with swords made of coffee and win, lose an argument against yourself and jump onto the cheese with the window and fly off into the sunset

This is of course becuase there is a bird, or at least a refrence to one. What is this bird? Is it the symbol of life? or the oncomming death? Why is there a brick? Perhaps it is the symbol for man, the machine that brakes the window, or is it nature that brakes the window? does the window brake? Take a allam clock, it is but nothing but a device that tells us the time, but without it we do not know what time is. What about the Bird? Is it still there? Is it somthing we know but have missed? Without the bird do we dream of flight? Or do we dream all the more if the bird is not there, wishing somthing whould fly, let it be us? The alam clock goes off in the water and we do not here it, is it still time for us to wake up from our nightly slumber? What is of the dream that we notice so much? Why do we yern to fly?

And now for something completely different...

A man with seventeen cats, for dogs, a fish, and a fruit bat, all called Eric.

I read the script of the unexploded scotsman sketch after years of hearing about it from my father, and was pleasantly surprised.

Cut to a scene of a gerbil called Eric picking up an application for...

Alphabeti Spegethi

Yes, Good evening, Mr Spegethi, and how long have you been working in your current post as Gorrilla relations officer?

My name Isent Mr Spegethi, its spelled "Mr Spegethi" but is pronouced Thoughtwobbelermangrove.

This is not a post. It is really a two dimensional electronic wombat, but oddly enough happens to look like a post. Just thought I'd clear that up!

Oh thanks I almost gave it a pice of wiltchester.

No, sorry, fresh out...

Oh well. It can't last forever, nothing ever can, even the universe will end eventuly.

And even the great OmniFerret Himself who created the Universe in 3.76 seconds and cheese in 22.34 minutes will one day keel over and expire with his own distinct brand of Omni-Un-Glee!