h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Allright if you say so.

Making war with exes? Tired of making them tea?

I guess they usually start making war with me - tea would be a better idea (and I don't mean scaldingly hot tea poured liberally over the genital area). Cheese and coffee are generally better than having a ferret crawl up your trouser leg, but who knows, maybe my exes don't share that opinion?!?!

I shouldn't think the ferret is that keen on it either...

I've only got one proper ex, and he dumped me because he was leaving the country... or was it the other way round... no, I was right the first time. Apart form a few text messages, never to be heard from again. At last I heard he'd died his hair brown and was living in county Claire trying to find a job.

Tea is always a better idea.

Tea? So thats where I have gorn wrong! All these wasted years!

At least if he dumped you coz he was leaving the country you know it was nothing personal! Tea and ferrets is fabulous, but not quite as good as wombats and stilton!

I have never actuly been dumped by a he (or infact ever gorn out with one), but in the hope not to start a old argument (one that neither I nor anyone else wishes to particapate in) I will ignore the refrences to he and assume its "she" instead (I am also assumng your replying to me, if your not then appolagies in advance). No I havent actuly been dumped by a she either, I dumped my long term girlfriends (all 3 of them) for reasons that I woint induge on, however getting a new one may require tea. All these wasted years without the use of tea.

I think the 'he' comment was directed at me, hence the leaving the counrty reference, re what I said earlier.

I require tea...

Well it was a reply to my post so...

So you felt obliged to take offence, of course.

Moving swiftly along, Happy Star Wars day! May the Fourth be with you!

I resent the coment that I took offence, I did not make any statement to the effect that I took offence at anything at any time. You can look at my words all you like but none are them are a statement that I have taken offence, why should I take offence? I don't care.

Star wars day?

I am very sorry - must have misread what you posted, you did indeed not say such words. I think I posted that one insomniac night, so was fairly tired. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. No, but seriously, my bad, no slur upon you is intended.

You have to admit though, Utters "At least if he dumped you coz he was leaving the country..." was more likely a reply to my "I've only got one proper ex, and he dumped me because he was leaving the country..." than your "Tea? So thats where I have gorn wrong!..." In the first place. (Goodness me, I hope all that made sense).

It was May the fourth. Star wars day. May the fourth be with you. It's a joke. Start the car...

It's ok, I probebly shouldent have posted what I posted anyway, I will just forget the hole thing.

Yes that did make sence, its hard to confuse me, hence why I am the confusing master. I can undestand grate statements such as "Yesterdays tommorrow is last week thusday, but only after monday" which makes this the friday after the monday of last weeks thursday. I woint go into details for the sake of sanity.

What car?

Oh, I see, confusing master. It makes sense now.

The car I escape in when the jokes aren't funny!

I'll go and make the ...

Ah that car. Ok. I can't drive so I have to go like a machine that goes *ping* when there is a bad joke.

I am not licensed to drive at present, but presumably the accomplice in the car that I was telling to start it is.

Presumalby someone is always quailifed to do ther job...

It would be comforting to think so...

Yes it would but unfortently I assume no-one is qualifyed until proven ovewise... even then its a bit scketchy sometimes

Hey I'm back... and just realised the confusion I've caused. Whenever I'm talking I don't really care about which mssg I'm replying to, I just click reply on the latest post so you can't really read much into it! !