h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And even the great OmniFerret Himself who created the Universe in 3.76 seconds and cheese in 22.34 minutes will one day keel over and expire with his own distinct brand of Omni-Un-Glee!

Speculaton whould of course arrise why it took him longer to create fermented and congeled milk products than the enitre universe itself. The anwer whould of course be 42,

It's a ferret thing, is 42!

Indeed, they are creatures of the number 42. Why they are creatures of 42 is not a mystery to those who have read the book. Which book should not need explintion in the greater scheem of things because since those who have read the book will know which book it is.

Hmmm oh well It was obviouly mre outside the square than aceptable.

Outside the square? It's a hypersphere not a square but then again it may simply be a screwdriver made of play doh!

Its a square of a square within a squre without knowing what a square is.

Or not as the case may be...

And now for something completely different...

Yes. Somthing diffrent... Like a fish . Bet your wernt expectig a fish. It's a pet halibet named Eric. I dident like the others they where all to flat.

Cor, back to topic, if I'd have said half of these things on a date... it wouldn't surprise me very much... I do have a tendency to go off on a tangent...

I probebly woudent mention any of the above on a date, however stranger things may of happend. I am sure I rember mentioning strage loon like things on sevreal of my "dates" I am sure I even once mention that a date is a small round fruit of a palm tree known as the "date palm". That seemed to make her smile, but it dident have the effect I was after (I will not mention what effect I was after as I can't remeber it).

Sounds a bit rude...

Only been on a few, but one of the first things I mentioned on my first one was how if we didn't skip dinner and go straight for the movie, i would probably throw up... Strangely enough, that did have the desired effect, or rather, it happened despite my interference (poor choice of words)

I am sure you just don't see the extreemly poor pun that I have made in the sentance... Oh well. Stuff happens.

I thought I had noticed a pun, maybe not the right one, care to repeat?

Nah its lost the magic now... It's just not there anymore... Its like writing this thing on a stump, I realy thing it was a monolouge... No? Anyone? Must be two old... I have to get some new materail, I better change into my other suit....Did you get that one? No? Well I must not be trying hard enougth.

I definitely got that one!

I was hopeing you whould. Its one of the more obvious ones. And agian we are off topic, I was hopeing to put some on my ice cream...

Got that one too! I'm on a roll. A cheese one...

Are you sure its not a limburgur?...