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Post 1

Wrinkled Rocker

'I used to be apathetic, but somehow I just lost interest...'


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Post 2

Stephen

I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure.


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Post 3

Stephen

One see on h2g2 recently(apologies to the author)

I considered becoming a pessimist but I just knew it wouldn't work.


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Post 4

Uncle Ghengis

One day, I'm going to procratinate...


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Post 5

Wrinkled Rocker

I used to be an over-achiever, but then I set my standards a lot higher!


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Post 6

several, a/k/a random

to obvious to resist: "so long, and thanks for all the fish" or would that be an inside joke? hmmm...
smiley - musicalnote


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Post 7

Steve K.

Only YOU can prevent narcissism.


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Post 8

several, a/k/a random

two from will rogers:
there are two theories about arguing with a woman, and neither one works.
lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in.
smiley - musicalnote


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Post 9

Stephen

Did you hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dislexic who sat up all night wondering whether there was a dog?


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Post 10

Uncle Ghengis

And...

There are basically 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't.


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Post 11

Eastwickian

I used to be egotistical, but now I'm just perfect . . .

Eastwickian


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Post 12

Steve K.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana. smiley - flyhi


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Post 13

several, a/k/a random

women should be obscene, but not heard. --groucho marx
personal addendum: except for those little personal sounds they can make.
smiley - musicalnote


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Post 14

Benjy

a genuine Golden Oldy here:-
"A prettylady walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one!"
they knew how to do 'em in those days, didn't they.


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Post 15

Scarlet Spider

I thought wrong once, but it turns out I was just mistaken.

and...

I hope life isn't one big joke, because I don't get it

let us not forget...

Before you critcise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

finally...

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.


The lower three of these courtesy of Jack Handy (i.e. Saterday Night Live, Deep Thoughts)


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Post 16

Moving On

I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright NAOWWWWWwwwww.....


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Post 17

Ignoramus moron

I am indecisively certain that I am indecisive.


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Post 18

Moving On

Are you absolutely sure about that?


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Post 19

FB International(a german1 company)

I know that I don`t know and that is not even sure

This one is by garfield the cat:
"Its`got to be me, because it is to good to be someone else!"


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Post 20

BITE ME!!!!!!!!

cum on theres better jokes than them.. smiley - smiley


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