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Post 41


Your never too old to have a happy childhood

( Yogi Berry )

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Post 42


All that happens means something; nothing you do is ever insignificant.

( Aldous Huxley)

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Post 43


You ever pick your toes in Firkipsey?
Gene Hackman

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Post 44


To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of lifes problems!

(Homer Simpson)

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Post 45


"I don't like making guesses , by i wouldn't be surprised if there hadn't been a spot of foul play here."

Carry on up The Khyber - on coming accross the scene of a massacre of soldiers at the Indian frontier

( the post before should have been " poughkeepse " smiley - sadface)smiley - smiley

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Post 46


Could be completely original as I just thought of it -

Of course I'm in touch with my feminine side - I'm just suffering with PMT at the moment!!!


Ray Lee

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Post 47


Not Jack Dee but Jim Carr, mate!

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