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Post 41

myk

Your never too old to have a happy childhood

( Yogi Berry )


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Post 42

daffodilgold

All that happens means something; nothing you do is ever insignificant.

( Aldous Huxley)


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Post 43

myk

You ever pick your toes in Firkipsey?
Gene Hackman


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Post 44

daffodilgold

To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of lifes problems!

(Homer Simpson)


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Post 45

myk

"I don't like making guesses , by i wouldn't be surprised if there hadn't been a spot of foul play here."

Carry on up The Khyber - on coming accross the scene of a massacre of soldiers at the Indian frontier


( the post before should have been " poughkeepse " smiley - sadface)smiley - smiley


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Post 46

raydlee_msc

Could be completely original as I just thought of it -

Of course I'm in touch with my feminine side - I'm just suffering with PMT at the moment!!!

Regards

Ray Lee


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Post 47

IqbalHamid

Not Jack Dee but Jim Carr, mate!


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