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Post 1

FB International(a german1 company)

yo mama is so fat she recently got her own postal code

yo mama is so fat her belt size is equator

yo mama is so fat that you have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot

yo mama is so fat that greenpeace tried to pull her into the sea when she was lying on the beach


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Post 2

garbled

My fave -

Yo momma's so fat she has other fat women in orbit around her.


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Post 3

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

Your mamma's so fat that when sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

Your mamma's so bow-legged that when she runs it looks like and egg beater

Your mamma's so ugly she makes onions cry

Your mamma's so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her mother

Your mamma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of beef franks

Your mamma's like Crisco - Fat in the can.

Your mamma's teeth so yellow, when she smiles people tell her to spit out the orange


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Post 4

FB International(a german1 company)

yo mamma is so stupid, if you add 10 points to her IQ you will have zero


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Post 5

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

Yo mamma's so old when god said, "let there be light," she hit the switch.


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Post 6

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Your mamma's so fat, every time she turns round it's her birthday!


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Post 7

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

Yo Mamma's so ugly, if she dies they have to donate her body to science fiction


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Post 8

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

And science fiction donates here right back to yousmiley - winkeye


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Post 9

The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects

Did we do this one? Yo mamma so dumb, she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she sleeps.


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Post 10

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

I'm not sure, good one, though!


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Post 11

Aries (ACE + Badger)

My favourite one (told to me 5 years ago)

Your mamma is so big and oily when people found her belly-button, oil refineries had a field day.


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Post 12

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - yuk


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Post 13

Aries (ACE + Badger)

What?


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Post 14

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Nothing.


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Post 15

Pope Edgar Montgomery 3rd, Lord of all that's heavy and electric (and ANARCHY), now not grooming for 1 week+ as a statement, and

Don't lie to him/her/it. It's bad enough they did a bad joke and spoilt the run of things. Whoops. I just did it.

Look up playing the dozens for some more.

RULE ANARCHY.


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Post 16

Aries (ACE + Badger)

smiley - huh??


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Post 17

Pope Edgar Montgomery 3rd, Lord of all that's heavy and electric (and ANARCHY), now not grooming for 1 week+ as a statement, and

Doesn't matter. I even confuse myself. I'll be beaming back to the mother ship now.
RULE ANARCHY.


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Post 18

Aries (ACE + Badger)

Ah all is explained, you're delusional!


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Post 19

Pope Edgar Montgomery 3rd, Lord of all that's heavy and electric (and ANARCHY), now not grooming for 1 week+ as a statement, and

And How!


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Post 20

FB International(a german1 company)

Back to topic, Ladies and Gentleman:
Your momma is so stupid that she said: If the next suicide doesn`t work I`ll kill myself


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