h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A few decades ago, a band called Level 42 played at Glastonbury.

I believe that was the same year 42,000 people played up at Glastonbury. King Arthur was not amused.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was there. Nobody would notice.

The royal kitchens whipped up a great batch of hash scones and made oodels of money on the side. At least €420

Did you know that Macbeth actually killed King Duncan by giving him poisoned scones and yoghurt?

Did he die because of the poison, or the fact that 42 of the little blighters were rammed down his throat in 42 seconds, without a beer to help wash it done.

The people at Dunkin' Donuts obviously hadn't heard about the late, unlamented King Duncan and his 42 concubines

Ah, but did his porcupines have 42 quills each.
How does a porcupine make love anyway.

Only number 42 concubine owned a porcupine, though number 21 did have an armadillo. I believe porcupines have large horney breast plates which they use to protect their chests on bright star-filled nights of mad passionate love making, but of course I could be making all this up while consuming a large glass of Vat 42.

If you were drinking that, the chances are far more that you are in fact experimenting with concubine #42 pet, I just hope the armadillo is not getting jealous.
Anyone for Gin And Tonic

did the porcupine has only 42 spikes left in it cos some little girl sat on it

ouch

Puts a slice of kumquat in Obscures G & T. Throws Vat 42 away, oops hit the armidillo in the breast, joins Obscure in a G and T

Ouch is right, I thought that armadillo was a nasty sherry.
And how did the little girl get there any qway.
I think its time that the invisible moth protector was brought back to save the Karlusian Jinx from extinction.

obscure is obsessed with G&T

Pass the vodka please

No No NO, the word is POSSESSED not obsessed.
I don't mind if I do.

And of cause there are less Monarch butterflys around now that everyone is using zips. Pulls wings off moths.

How about my favorite funky old movie:the musical "42nd Street"? That means the answer has something to do with Allentown, PA. and is it just a coincidence that the famous UFO area is AREA 52? (Obviously someone added that extra "10" just to confuse us.)

And the Bog of Allen, a region of peat bogs, in Ireland, west of Dublin, covers almost 4.2 square miles.

the little girl didn't want to share her sweeties so went to find somewhere secret to sit

they discovered her when she yowled

Gapes in open-mouthed amazement at the depth of feeling and and heartfelt exposure of innermost emotions presented in the previous posting. Welcome to the asylum. You make patient number 42.