A Conversation for The Answer To The Ultimate Question Of Life, The Universe, And Everything

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Smiley Ben

Hehehehe... nothing illegal... Not that I can think of... Don't arrest me... I don't like jail.... or is that supposed to be the point?


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Swiv (decrepit postgrad)

did you through 3 doubles - jail is only nice when other nice people are there
draw your own conclusions


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Spirit of Olias (occasional spectre)

Well, if I can be sent to Wentworth Detention Centre then I'm up for anything.


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Swiv (decrepit postgrad)

what's there?

can i watch the cricket on sky if i go to jail for christmas


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Smiley Ben

If I threw three doubles then I didn't notice....

Are there nice people in Jail currently?


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Spirit of Olias (occasional spectre)

Clearly not a prisoner cell block h fan then


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Smiley Ben

teehee


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Swiv (decrepit postgrad)

Jonathon Aitken

I think I'll give the cricket a miss


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Smiley Ben

Erm... It looks to me like Aitken is one of the nastiest of the bunch!


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Jonny Zoom

Steve Spandau Ballet Man and Matthew Bug Boy are also in prison...oh-oh, got Eastenders mixed up with real life again there.

Quite apt seeing as Spandau is a prison...oh shut up.

I wouldn't mind being in prison with Matthew Bug Boy, although I'd have preferred to share a cell with Joe Tin Foil.


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Swiv (decrepit postgrad)

I wouldn't really like to share a cell with any of them - esp. mr aitken.
Is anyone else in prison - they let robert downey jr out


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Jonny Zoom

Jonathan Aitken should get an extra sentence for that dreadful poem he wrote. Anyway, he isn't in a real prison, he is in a cushy holiday camp prison. In fact he is probably serving his time in Center Parcs.


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Smiley Ben

That's not actually as true as you might think. Apparently there are much cushier prisons that he could have been sent to but wasn't.


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Smiley Ben

When my (ex-) school was throwing out book the chief librarian really wanted to send a package to Aitken... You know... books for prisoners or whatever... smiley - smiley


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Swiv (decrepit postgrad)

they didn't try and send him anything by oscar wilde did they?

anyhow prisoners don't have time to read - that's not cushy or modern enough


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Smiley Ben

... erm... I was under the impression that these days about all you could do in prison is read...


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Swiv (decrepit postgrad)

erm
last I heard you could watch tv and videos, have a job, make money, start a relationship

in fact that the only thing you couldn't do was do everything anytime you want


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Garibaldi - Patented Mr G party at F14181?thread=256534

Oh, I know over here in some parts of Oz, you can ask for your cell to be painted a certain colour, and that you can have a job, do heaps of things. Some prisons are like 3-4 star hotels actually. It is known that some of the repeat offenders do it just because they have such a lovely stay, and can't get it anywhere else with out paying for it.


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Smiley Ben

Never underestimate how horrible thousands of slamming doors can be. I know a number of people becoming lawyers who, having visited prisons, say they couldn't cope simply for the slamming doors...


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Swiv (decrepit postgrad)

Well they'd better not come live anywhere near me then


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