The holidays have taken a toll on all of us. We here at AGG/GAG are still having trouble writing 2002 on our cheques and feeling quite disoriented. One should never scout while disoriented. There are mothers against disoriented scouting.

Fortunately we have been saving a couple of gems for your enjoyment.

'Neapolitan Musical Chairs' by gaston

Once again gaston offers a delightful tale from personal experience. As all first person accounts ought to be, it is written in the first person, and for this sin alone it was rendered 'persona non grata' by the Official H2G2 Writing Guidelines.

But that's where we at AGG/GAG come in.
We believe in the first person if nothing else.

Hopefully, you had a chance to also enjoy gaston's previous article
A True Christmas Story over the holidays, but if not, worry not, for it is lovingly preserved in our ever expanding Archives.

'Breast ascii art' by hammythamster

Now here's a little mind-twister that is guaranteed to bring a smile to any hungover face and maybe start a good conversation thread going. We found it sitting in a corner where it had been gathering dust for over a year.
And be sure to check out hammythamster for a link to smiling faces.

We'll continue scouting the Guide for the good stuff and bring you more AGG/GAG approved entries in each issue of the h2g2POST.

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survival. If you know of an article that deserves more publicity but doesn't meet the Edited Guide Rules and Regs, please let
us know. We don't endorse breaking the laws of plagiarism, defamation or obscenity, so really, the only criteria are Wit and Wisdom. Feel free to submit your own. Just post a link on our homepage: AGG/GAG
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